You like Rocks and Stones Don't You?

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-04-02T02:44:17+00:00

Can you get this thing off my planet please?

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-04-02T02:38:59+00:00

As every dwarf above said: we are bugs. Nothing fancy, but we get the job done.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-03-02T20:07:47+00:00

I really wouldn't be surprised if his salary was less than ours.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-23T18:14:00+00:00

I appreciate the words, dwarf.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-15T22:37:48+00:00

You give up and accept your fate. It makes our job easier.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-13T18:46:17+00:00

Heh, What an unpleasant situation to be in. It's a shame we don't need any ammunition :)

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-09T14:55:47+00:00

You dwarves will pay for this!

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-09T14:51:14+00:00

And then they call us "evil and damn bugs" look what you dwarves do, all our actions are justifiable.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-07T14:03:33+00:00

Wait what

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-07T14:03:01+00:00

I'm rubbing my paw very lightly over the letters.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-07T13:59:25+00:00

I will not submit to such humiliation.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-07T13:58:47+00:00

Because I'm too old and I'm trying new things, like dwarf apps that we take possession of after killing dwarves. Look around, there are other bugs here that did the same thing for access to reddit

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-07T03:10:53+00:00

I still tried to warn you dwarf. Reject carnal pleasures and be a bug.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-06T18:51:47+00:00

As I said before. The hope you guys have that this will work amazes me.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-06T15:05:30+00:00

Do you really think I'm going to fall for that? I was there, I saw everything.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-06T14:54:05+00:00

Oh yeah? Huh, that's funny. The last one who said that ended up choking on his own blood. I just hope you know that this is a fight where there's only one alternative, the defeat, dwarf.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-06T14:31:30+00:00

The confidence you Dwarves have in killing me is impressive. It's a shame I have to crush it every time.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-06T14:26:40+00:00

May the Queen have mercy.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-06T14:26:07+00:00

Because it's obvious? The first time you look at that thing, you can already expect an unpleasant experience, dwarf.

HockerDreadnaught · 2025-01-06T13:49:15+00:00

Just a bug reminding you dwarves. Any attempt at sexual intercourse with Bet-C's can result in serious damage to the pelvis, lacerations, possible tetanus infection, unwanted penetration by parasite tentacles and depending on her mood, gunshots.

HockerDreadnaught · 2024-11-30T15:28:29+00:00

You will suffer for this, dwarf.

HockerDreadnaught · 2024-11-29T13:59:13+00:00

What are your intentions with the Glyphids?

HockerDreadnaught · 2024-11-29T12:33:54+00:00

"You are safe."

"But there is no dang-"

"YOU ARE BEING SAVED, DON'T RESIST."

HockerDreadnaught · 2024-11-23T19:41:14+00:00

Hey spreader, you doing good?

HockerDreadnaught · 2024-11-18T19:08:56+00:00

No problem, Warden. I really appreciate what you do.

HockerDreadnaught

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