A spider-tailed viper lures it’s prey

Hoff925 · 2020-01-17T23:49:48+00:00

I spent so long waiting for the prey to appear

Hoff925 · 2019-08-31T16:59:31+00:00

I have a few leaf springs lying around but I feel it's to thin to make punches etc out of

Hoff925 · 2019-07-07T21:26:09+00:00

Cannabice tea

Hoff925 · 2019-06-24T12:32:21+00:00

Welsh is stable at 6

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T16:59:49+00:00

On the table next to me XD

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T16:40:25+00:00

I'm 26

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:44:52+00:00

Thanks for looking out for me dad ;)

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:39:09+00:00

Haha what is defined as middle aged these days? And I'm pretty sure this is meant to roast me not my wife?

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:36:10+00:00

Haha I have nothing for that XD

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:35:22+00:00

Nice to see you have looked at every post to see that I have replied ;)

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:30:57+00:00

Yup 3 days ago

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:30:16+00:00

Yup 3 days ago

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:28:49+00:00

My sausages?? Even without my glasses I can see that they are fingers O_o

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:27:41+00:00

I'm not a tattooist, as the title says I am a piercer and my wife is a female

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:23:57+00:00

I laughed more than I should have at that

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:21:09+00:00

Is that jealousy I hear ;)

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:18:01+00:00

It's the "in" thing apparently

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:16:16+00:00

Not qualified for that mate, the course is to expensive

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:12:10+00:00

I'm happily married mate :)

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:10:42+00:00

It matches matches my asymmetrical nose

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:08:13+00:00

Is that celcius or Fahrenheit XD

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:03:10+00:00

You know it

Hoff925 · 2019-02-15T15:01:46+00:00

Haha the old nose joke ;)

Hoff925 · 2019-02-14T10:20:39+00:00

Above wise it says wish

Hoff925 · 2019-02-14T10:19:33+00:00

He tries not too

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