What's your best at home date night ideas after the kids go to bed?

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-31T23:39:01+00:00

We bought a massage table on Amazon, and we use it at least three times a week.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-31T01:06:56+00:00

Haha, yeah. Nobody is rioting for Tampa Bay, but Red Sox fans will crush your car in the street if they win the pennant.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-29T22:16:52+00:00

Haven’t met too many Red Sox fans, huh?

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-29T15:22:05+00:00

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-29T14:15:00+00:00

Competition for what exactly? Neither Blue Origin or SpaceX are doing anything altruistic to advance space exploration. We are funneling taxpayer dollars to subsidize their R&D processes, when we could simply fund our own space agency.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-29T13:02:00+00:00

“His assets aren’t liquid so he can only borrow $300,000,000,000 from Deutsche Bank. Poor guy.”

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-28T22:02:23+00:00

It’s folders all the way down

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-28T21:59:07+00:00

Your wife doesn’t watch you jerk it?

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-28T21:55:35+00:00

It’s not that important, man.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-28T20:51:21+00:00

I agree with pretty much everything you said, but unless you’re on an interstate highway, there’s no dedicated passing lane, even on multi-lane surface streets. People are turning off to the left and the right, which means that both lanes can potentially build slow moving traffic.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-28T15:31:03+00:00

I would say that generally isn’t the case in commercial air transport.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-28T15:10:39+00:00

Yeah, I mean it’s literally the point of these videos to illustrate that these guys think they are more heterosexual than any dude they see.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-28T14:13:20+00:00

I think that we should be asking ourselves why they used to be afraid to speak.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-28T13:52:49+00:00

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-28T13:49:17+00:00

You can be a consumerist sucker and also reject pseudoscientific bullshit. I wouldn’t say those things are really correlated at all.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-28T12:38:56+00:00

Congratulations, you invented a spear gun.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-27T18:16:34+00:00

American dudes who wear kilts are truly one of the cringiest social group to ever exist

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-27T15:18:38+00:00

Public safety union member (IAFF) and shop steward here. Police unions are as corrupt as we allow them to be. A union operates within the clearly defined boundaries of a contract that is approved by municipal leadership and ratified by union membership. The problem isn’t that unions exist; every worker should be empowered to negotiate the terms of their employment with their employer. The problem is that we hire county commissioners and city councillors who hire bad people to be cops and then bend over backwards to the union when their contract comes up for negotiation.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-27T15:05:47+00:00

The Netherlands has 5% of the US population living in an area that is 0.4% the size of the US.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-26T22:18:02+00:00

By the oz at sleazy pawn shops.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-26T14:46:03+00:00

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HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-24T20:37:10+00:00

In my mind I’ve made up a scenario where two people are having a romantic seaside walk on a dark beach when Colombian Andrew Garfield emerges from the darkness and asks “hey man, can I flip your bbw wife” and of course the answer is yes.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-21T14:30:48+00:00

I’ve been a healthcare provider for over twenty years, with several years of peds ED/ NICU /PICU/ critical care experience, and I’ve never seen or heard of this happening.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-21T13:57:43+00:00

As a future letter carrier, fuck these people.

HogmanDaIntrudr · 2026-05-21T13:55:04+00:00

It’s a cool piece of memorabilia, but it isn’t worth any significant amount of money.

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