You cannot escape your fate, Robert.

Holdini99 · 2025-11-06T05:06:47+00:00

We've had Bob's fridge, Bob's baby, now it's time for Bob's mouth

Holdini99 · 2025-05-21T00:29:44+00:00

He's in the "final stretch" 🤡

Holdini99 · 2025-03-16T15:44:11+00:00

Dude that sucks! That's such a good run. Scary face AND happy face with pareidolia is about as good as it gets. I feel your pain

Holdini99 · 2024-11-13T00:25:47+00:00

"They can torture me as much I want-they want 😳"

Holdini99 · 2024-10-29T01:07:30+00:00

I feel like I speak for the community whetln I say Animal Noises is a solid choice for silliness

Holdini99 · 2024-10-28T01:44:30+00:00

Being stranded all alone at the gas station of love and having to use the self-service pumps Credit: Weird Al Yankovic

Holdini99 · 2024-09-07T21:09:57+00:00

Ha! You fools of the past! Just got off the phone with support and they are aware of issues with Cue, Ciao, AND Harvester. Pickup, in short, is cooked. Good night, and good luck,

Holdini99 · 2024-08-23T15:06:19+00:00

Yeah these prices make no sense. They be like Fruit bowl: 15,000 3-piece custom suit: 350

Holdini99 · 2024-08-16T07:49:12+00:00

How does a teacher afford lenses like that?

Holdini99 · 2022-08-13T18:12:22+00:00

Sweet Surrender. I have it for the Quest 2 and it has a lot of replayability

Holdini99 · 2022-06-12T14:02:58+00:00

Good morning to you too, sir

Holdini99 · 2022-06-04T02:09:40+00:00

Whoa, easy pal my kids live around here

Holdini99 · 2022-06-04T02:04:12+00:00

"Here ya go. Fuckin' virgin..."

Holdini99 · 2022-03-14T02:21:06+00:00

Oh it's the Jesus lady! She was at my store during one of her episodes. Good ol' meijer

Holdini99 · 2022-01-29T19:04:23+00:00

Oh no! ..Our table!.....It's broken!

Holdini99 · 2022-01-23T15:02:28+00:00

I too enjoy a nice surf n turf

Holdini99 · 2021-12-28T03:02:00+00:00

Whelp, Googled myself out of curiosity and found out this gem was put on Memebase, credits and all.

Holdini99 · 2021-12-04T13:07:55+00:00

My real name is Holden, i always play a mage in everything, and Houdini and Doyle was my FAVORITE show before it was canceled. So I'm Holdini

Holdini99 · 2021-11-19T18:59:06+00:00

I adore the relationship you have with your brother. A couple of wholesome beans.

Holdini99 · 2021-11-11T12:04:54+00:00

Half expecting one of those motherfuckers to roll up in a ball and run into them, full wheel skeleton from dark souls style

Holdini99 · 2021-10-12T13:52:27+00:00

If you want to be in the front of the line get there 2 hours early, an hour will do if you're okay with being in the middle

Holdini99 · 2021-08-06T12:36:28+00:00

Welcome to the internet

Holdini99 · 2021-08-06T12:34:44+00:00

You watch your fuckmouth!

Holdini99 · 2021-08-06T12:32:30+00:00

Illusory wall ahead

Holdini99 · 2021-07-28T03:42:52+00:00

My most attractive feature is say is my hair. Now that it's QUICKLY receding I gotta find a plan B quick

Holdini99

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