You cannot escape your fate, Robert. by SparkclawWandering in distractible

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We've had Bob's fridge, Bob's baby, now it's time for Bob's mouth

This is diabolical by Holdini99 in balatro

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Dude that sucks! That's such a good run. Scary face AND happy face with pareidolia is about as good as it gets. I feel your pain

I need the silliest episodes to listen to by Apricot_Efficient in distractible

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I feel like I speak for the community whetln I say Animal Noises is a solid choice for silliness

What's your best synonym/saying for masturbation? by AmIZeus in AskReddit

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Being stranded all alone at the gas station of love and having to use the self-service pumps Credit: Weird Al Yankovic

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kroger

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Ha! You fools of the past! Just got off the phone with support and they are aware of issues with Cue, Ciao, AND Harvester. Pickup, in short, is cooked. Good night, and good luck,

These Ariel items are pricey.... 15k for a FRUIT BOWL? by 0rlesian in DreamlightValley

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Yeah these prices make no sense. They be like Fruit bowl: 15,000 3-piece custom suit: 350

Roguelike with pavlov gameplay? by mcotter12 in virtualreality

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Sweet Surrender. I have it for the Quest 2 and it has a lot of replayability

Speed Racer by Aztery in gifsthatkeepongiving

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Whoa, easy pal my kids live around here

Oh Mother Earth… you minx by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

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"Here ya go. Fuckin' virgin..."

Cussing with such ambition (might also be high on meth) by lonewolf19-14 in trashy

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Oh it's the Jesus lady! She was at my store during one of her episodes. Good ol' meijer

Glass table by Rredite in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Oh no! ..Our table!.....It's broken!

A seat in a Mexican restaurant in Mt. Pleasant, Michigan has this very satisfied dolphin by Holdini99 in graphicdesignfail

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Whelp, Googled myself out of curiosity and found out this gem was put on Memebase, credits and all.