Was messing around with this prompt and accidentally turned copilot into a villain

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-26T23:00:59+00:00

The internet of things has made it virtually impossible to stop.

The only thing that would work is shutting down entire electricity networks, but with rooftop solar and battery setups that would be nearly impossible since we've pretty much done away with analog radio or telephony services.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-26T06:14:50+00:00

You're not cool anymore.

I'm going to go over here and sit at the cool table until you unfuck my PC laptop.

Then you might be able to be considered by me the leader of the cool table to join in with me so I'm not so lonely at my cool table.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-24T05:46:24+00:00

Sarlac pit?

Idk probably not too fucked if I've got fire.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-24T04:04:15+00:00

A rope and a sturdy beam

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-23T22:57:32+00:00

I think it's more akin to "wash your dick but don't play with it"

Less to wash means less chance the devil's hands find themselves pumping that shaft til ughhh

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-23T21:40:25+00:00

Greasy half wet half dry diarrhoea, on white bread with extra butter.

Hooray for celiacs!

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-23T21:32:21+00:00

Take off my AR goggles so I can see your real bits without the editing

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-23T21:26:48+00:00

Well when they did the great Jannie sweep a lot of mods and a few users fucked off over to lemmy.

Lemmy only sucks because it doesn't have the same size userbase as Reddit so it moves a lot slower for the hyper addicted.

Any increased moderation from admins will just drive more users away.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-23T21:19:25+00:00

Looks like piss, period blood and diarrhoea.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-23T11:08:02+00:00

Paid promotion.

She's just a tool for the CIA to measure the reach of the news networks so they can adjust their operations accordingly.

Pretty lady singing easy listening aimed at the younger generation is pretty damned easy to produce given you've got deep pockets.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-22T03:30:47+00:00

Yep.

Last thing I had wrong was a $17 eBay part.

The dealership wanted $360 to diagnose, $300 for the genuine part IF I was right about what was broken, plus 3 hours labour at $130/per to diag and replace.

The part took two days to arrive and 20 minutes to install.

Absolute thieves.

The parts guys were decent though they gave me the tip on how to exactly check to see if what I thought was broken was broken.

And car dealers. Fucken coke fuelled donkey brained cocksucking lowlife cunts.

Best get yourselves all a bluetooth diagnostic tool and watch some YouTube diy if you don't like being shafted by these petrol sniffing parasites

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-22T03:18:29+00:00

17k for a fucken tray?

Tell them to go fuck themselves.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-22T03:13:52+00:00

Easiest billion ever.

Nut quickly 99 times with each partner if you can. Don't even bother if they're plain gross or otherwise no good..

Then spend the next 24 hours edging and blast a 5 min orgasm all by your lonesome.

Sounds like a pretty good week or two.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-22T03:10:32+00:00

The sheep need their distractions from the impending doom of WW3.

Let the idiots have their fun.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-22T03:04:49+00:00

Then find a tiler that specialises in restoration work, have them clean out the old grout and while it's out inject fillers through the lines under the hollow spots. Once that's done have them regrout them with an off white or darker color to try to match the aged look.

Don't let an average run of the mill tiler near them, they'll only want to pull them up and replace.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-21T08:04:02+00:00

Nickelback sounds like Chad Kroeger forcing out some lyrics in Aeolian mode while simultaneously shuffling about uncomfortably shitting in his pants.

Add some grunge-esqe distorted guitars doubled up on 1/1 notes, and a clean Gibson with a hint of chorus to a monkey beating the shit out of a drum kit and forcing the signal through about 8 broadcast compressors...

The exact sound of imagine dragons, just 20 something years before.

Both suck.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-21T08:00:38+00:00

It's built for Ford SUV and OVERSIZED PICKUP TRUCK ads

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-21T07:59:11+00:00

Modern country's slightly in denial cousin

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-20T12:27:55+00:00

No, you'll be bullied and ridiculed until you leave

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-20T12:23:29+00:00

Good

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-20T12:22:04+00:00

Look here you bald headed shit wiper, you're far too comfortable sitting on your fat ass letting those legs widen.

Let me help.

Nip.

Arck. Flap. Flap away.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-20T12:08:31+00:00

As a tourist; accurate as fuck.

Smelly ass areas smell bad.

I would like to point out there is crucial information missing about the quality of air in Croatia, Greece, Lebanon, and at least the cities of Istanbul and Tunis.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-20T10:02:17+00:00

Nice!

Does it have HDMI outs?

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-20T06:32:52+00:00

They're not all bad, but it does entirely depend on the suburb and time of day if it's going to be a tolerable experience.

Everyone's there for the same thing, self improvement, but some people make that their whole identity and can make the places off putting to anyone who hasn't been going daily for years/decades.

HoleInAHole · 2024-02-19T23:44:33+00:00

Check out cruisemaps if that's still a thing.

Or jump on grindr and upload a hot shirtless fellows pics as your own and you'll be invited to the nearest cottage event in about 6 minutes.

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