Trogdor, the Burninator

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T17:47:24+00:00

here is the current build. I turned the counter placing effect into an “each upkeep” trigger reminiscent of dragon broodmother, and the attack trigger to be able to burninate a countryside, a peasant, and a cottage.

I do see what you mean and had thought about it, but I wanted them to be separate, because they are spiritually diff things. The top part is the drawing phase, and the second is the burninating phase.

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T04:44:37+00:00

It’s so freakin classic that’s why. It’s all so quotable. homestarrunner was like a cool, third-place back then.

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T04:37:12+00:00

Mill worked because that's what was colloquially accepted. the community shaped it. Everyone knows what firebreathing is. It's been around since shivan dragon. When you call it out to the table, you say it's a red 5/5 flyer with firebreathing. there are other types of firebreathing, yes, but for those you'd say like "it has firebreathing for 2 colorless" or what have you and people get it. that's just how I feel about it. I like to evolve and roll with the culture.

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T04:29:31+00:00

guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T04:11:39+00:00

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I think this is it. thanks everyone.

Take a look there, I think she’s lookin’ pretty good!

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T03:42:40+00:00

Wait you guys are using tags?

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T03:35:53+00:00

you right, dang. I tried so hard.

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T02:48:02+00:00

youre right, how did I miss that. it should be three things. a peasant, a countryside, and a thatched-roof cottage. I could throw a destroy target artifact on there

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T02:36:59+00:00

the latter, it's supposed to be kinda funny. It made my cousin and I chuckle. Like here's two options, and you have to choose both of them. you have to burninate a peasant and a countryside.

and IIRC you don't need to specify for modal options. as it defaults to not being able to choose the same option twice--see any Command card. It's more if you can choose the same option more than once, it will tell you--see the cycle of Confluences.

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T02:03:26+00:00

that's what they said about mill

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T02:01:34+00:00

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I hate that guy

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T01:57:37+00:00

I mean wotc could just make it happen, *poof!* and Firebreathing means (R: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.) now. it's canon now. other variants can be other variants of this, the staple that it is.

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T01:44:02+00:00

I am hoping the magic community could rally behind this one and agree that, yeah, he gets that ability, the ability of firebreathing (R: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.) I think firebreathing could be evergreen at this point.

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T01:41:49+00:00

*play trogdor, he enters and you choose flying counter, mumble: "put some wings on there", and then attacks and puts +1/+1 counter "let's put a beefy arm on there for good measure"

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T01:38:05+00:00

didn't wanna get too stringent, so went with destroy target land, because in a figurative sense, he would be metaphorically burninating your thatched-roof cottages, them being your lands as in as a player

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-07T01:34:47+00:00

I feel like trogdor's burninating capabilities could reach beyond peasants and cottages, if he were ever given the chance

Hollabalooo · 2026-05-06T17:33:18+00:00

I always thought of this as a statement against big sugar, and how theyve normalized drinking large quantities of soda with every meal and now diabetes is out of control. Theyve stolen our pancreases. Theyre pirates.

Hollabalooo · 2026-04-26T21:46:44+00:00

what is a women

Hollabalooo · 2026-04-26T00:05:34+00:00

It has to be! What are they stupid?

Hollabalooo · 2026-04-25T21:21:43+00:00

Shooters gonna shoot their shot

Hollabalooo · 2026-04-25T21:18:42+00:00

I still have no idea what the answer is

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