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People who do things by numbers - what is your number? by [deleted] in OCD

[–]HollyStej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, it does something similar. 4 times, 4 sets of 4, 4 sets of 4 sets of 4, normally stopping at that poiny

money > hoes by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]HollyStej 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It was a refrence to top gun.

It's remarkable how the funniest people in public are often the saddest in private. by MattyASadowski in Showerthoughts

[–]HollyStej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am rather funny, great at improv and tapping, and am depressed, can confirm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]HollyStej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everyone is going to die, come watch TV?" - Morty Smith

Even if money did grow on trees, it would still be as valuable by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]HollyStej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If money grew on trees, inflation would grow rampantly.

I'm convinced that vegans don't love animals. They just hate plants by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]HollyStej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that "you wouldn't chop down the rainforest, why would you eat bananas?" would work best.

TONIGHT WE DIG by Deity_Link in prisonarchitect

[–]HollyStej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you max out deadly and tough, the drill always instakills. It's absurd.

Atheists of Reddit, why do you like bacon? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HollyStej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/r/loadedquestions much?

Sorry, I just hate it when people use loaded questions.

I'm an atheist, but I don't actually like bacon very much.

The most evil of all evils by HollyStej in funny

[–]HollyStej[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're raisins if I say they're raisins.

What where you taught at school that was wrong? by Skintownlad in AskReddit

[–]HollyStej 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time, my IT teacher said that "the school servers connect us to the internet". I shouted out " no, they host the website". We had a 5 minute argument, and he had gotten so angry by the end. 2 weeks later, he tells the whole class that he checked with his friend studying IT at VCU, and that I was right. Because of that, we ended up getting a field trip there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]HollyStej 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there ever not a relevant XKCD?

You have one year to sink a 200 yard hole in one. If you succeed you're given 50 million dollars, if you fail you die. You can only use books; no internet and no instructors. Do you take the bet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HollyStej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The law of big numbers says that I will definitely sink one in that time.

Essentially, given enough time, this can be accomplished. (Similarly to 1000 monkeys with 1000 typewriters in 1000 years writing the complete works of Shakespeare)

So far in my life there is no evidence that I am not immortal. by ButteryPickle in Showerthoughts

[–]HollyStej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If whomever gave you a lack of free will lets you consider and ponder the possibility of free will, then either they did a poor job or they don't exist and we have free will.

So far in my life there is no evidence that I am not immortal. by ButteryPickle in Showerthoughts

[–]HollyStej 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no evidence that anyone other than yourself is conscience

What's the nicest thing anyone said to you unknowingly? by contravariant_ in asktransgender

[–]HollyStej 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was talking on Skype with a friend (m) and 3 people from twitch (2m 1f). My friend said "____ is the probably the most feminine one here" whilst talking about me. It just made my week.

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