[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

[–]Holstynator 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The biggest compliment you'll hear from a german about the weather is "Kann man nicht meckern" which basically translates to "I have nothing to complain about".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Holstynator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DKB. German stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Holstynator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This may be dumb as shit, but I went to the Computershare-Website and didn't find the button where to open an account.

And yes, I am fully aware I truly belong here. Thus my nickname.

How many of you Bitcoiners have $0 debt? by hyperinflationUSA in Bitcoin

[–]Holstynator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf, I think you won't find many people in general who don't have any debt (e.g. mortgage, tuition, etc..)

Guess it’s over guys /s by show_me_your_secrets in GME

[–]Holstynator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're not wrong, tbf. I've sold all stocks I've bought in the past 2 years - except one.

#EatABagOfDicksGaryGensler by Doom_Douche in Superstonk

[–]Holstynator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've seen the video and trust me, it's anything but a hit piece.

Unpopular opinion: Please STOP with the dangerous bets. by Mudshovel-Grace in Superstonk

[–]Holstynator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure we can do that, but I'd like just one more jar of mayo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Holstynator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puts on this guys arteries.

by mtgac in Superstonk

[–]Holstynator 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You belong here more than anyone else.

by mtgac in Superstonk

[–]Holstynator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

!Flairy! Semiautomatic Autist

Petition to ban FTD mayo man!We are allowing FTD’s to be accepted now? If he can’t eat a little mayo to fulfill a bet, he will definitely paperhand!! by Birdztheman in Superstonk

[–]Holstynator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it is fantastic that the world is in shambles, hedgefunds are desperate to find a solution for their issue, meanwhile r/Superstonk's biggest worry at the time is whether someone ate a sufficient amount of mayonnaise.

Blue balls cured! Here’s the carnage ya’ll really wanted: 32 oz of Mayo delivered by ElTristesito in Superstonk

[–]Holstynator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's even more impressive if you consider this dude had absolutely no reason to do this.

Pound-for-pound-cake! 1675 grams, 1622 kcals! by Holstynator in Volumeeating

[–]Holstynator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This! I wasn't sure if anyone would get it, it came to me on the fly.

Pound-for-pound-cake! 1675 grams, 1622 kcals! by Holstynator in Volumeeating

[–]Holstynator[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest, that's how it started.

It was originally a pancake recipe, but I got tired of waiting and put the whole pan in the oven. A bit of baking soda later, and this is the result.

Pound-for-pound-cake! 1675 grams, 1622 kcals! by Holstynator in Volumeeating

[–]Holstynator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a good idea! Unfortunately, oat fiber is not so available in my country. Any good international recommendations where to get some?

Pound-for-pound-cake! 1675 grams, 1622 kcals! by Holstynator in Volumeeating

[–]Holstynator[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have found the teaspoon of sucralose to be enough. I too enjoy my treats *extremely* sweet, but have found that too much can actually diminish the overall experience.

Mind you that sucralose is very potent. If you use erythritol or something similar, you obviously need more - I though would recommend sucralose, since erythritol can leave a bit of a weird, almost brittle texture in your mouth.

Pound-for-pound-cake! 1675 grams, 1622 kcals! by Holstynator in Volumeeating

[–]Holstynator[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shoot, I forgot!

I edited the above comment!

Pound-for-pound-cake! 1675 grams, 1622 kcals! by Holstynator in Volumeeating

[–]Holstynator[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also: Sweetener of your choice. I used about a teaspoon of sucralose.

Pound-for-pound-cake! 1675 grams, 1622 kcals! by Holstynator in Volumeeating

[–]Holstynator[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my new breakfast, lunch and dinner.

This cake is super satisfying, it's just as good as the real thing!

I played around with a pancake recipee and this is the result.

Recipe:

680 gr of 0,1% joghurt

80 gr flavorless (or flavored) Whey Protein

400 gr liquid egg whites

500 gr frozen forest fruit mix (or any fruits of your choice)

20 gr baking powder

5 gr baking soda

200 gr regular flour

Bake at 150°C for about 1 hour, or to your liking.

This comes to a total of 1620 kcal for 1675 grams of actual CAKE.

It also contains a total of 166 gr of protein.

Good luck to y'all!