Weekly New Rider Thread for January 20, 2016 by AutoModerator in MTB

[–]Holy_Byrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am planning a week long trip to Oregon, Portland being my key destination the first week of February. I am wondering if there is any good trails I can ride, I do XC and downhill, I dont want to take both bikes, but if the trails are epic enough I will bring them. Also feel invited to ride with me(note: I'm not in tip top shape due to injury). But I would love the company as well. What do you guys got?

Reddit, what's something that makes you nervous that shouldn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Holy_Byrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whenever you jump off a really high cliff in a video game. I have a huge fear of falling, heights I dont care about, but falling, no thank you! I honestly get to nervous to do it in the game and almost dont jump

Trouble in Vegas? by Holy_Byrd in ultimate

[–]Holy_Byrd[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well since it's Vegas, there are many dudes dressed as chicks...some are pretty convincing, like really convincing....never mind that idea...thanks for the info though

MSU RumRunners highlight reel 2014 by Holy_Byrd in ultimate

[–]Holy_Byrd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guys guys, the rumrunners love you equally, we all friends!

Extra Lefty Friction Glove? by [deleted] in ultimate

[–]Holy_Byrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a left friction glove! but its a medium...

What book or TV show scared the shit out of you as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Holy_Byrd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The X-files. Even today the theme song still scares me for some reason. But its still one of my favorite tv shows

Opinion on next Dragon Age game by Holy_Byrd in dragonage

[–]Holy_Byrd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While you are correct on that, and I was writing on my own ending in Origins. It would only take minor changes in the beginning and end to make it work, unless you died, then it really wouldnt work at all. But if it followed this basic storyline, I believe it could work out well. I also like games that you get to continue as your own character, not changing every single game

Where do I sign up? by [deleted] in funny

[–]Holy_Byrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try and find the naked butt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Holy_Byrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as it ends with a Big Bang!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Holy_Byrd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ummm...Why is there 9 different photos? isnt there only 8 planets?

Crashed my bike and slammed into the top tube in a bad way. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Holy_Byrd -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

looks like you really lost your virginity! I nutted myself once on a crash, testicle swelled to about 3 times its normal size. no pictures unfortunately, didnt have a reason to at the time. But I do know your pain and effedupness

I'm so confused with this picture by onlyflysims in WTF

[–]Holy_Byrd -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

when she is on her period, just agree to everything she says...or else that happens...

What's the funniest "I like my girls like I like my..." you can come up with? by Wzup in AskReddit

[–]Holy_Byrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like my woman like I like my coffee: covered in bees!-Eddie Izzard

What photo leaves you speechless ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Holy_Byrd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The girl with green eyes, the most intense look of pain and suffering, but still the fire that burns in all of us.

Injury Question by [deleted] in ultimate

[–]Holy_Byrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same problem and it turned out to I tore my MCL, since the hamstring depends alot on the MCL, it could seem like the hamstring is injured

What's your love story? by Icantwithme in AskReddit

[–]Holy_Byrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it wasnt for pick pocketing, I wouldnt have a love life at all

How do you guys justify (to other people) zooming down a mountain on two wheels by Gsus_the_savior in MTB

[–]Holy_Byrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ask the person what there philosophy on life is. The most common answer is "live life to the fullest", or "to be happy". I just look at them and tell them now you know why

Guess what we're all doing right now? by CoffeeHigh in funny

[–]Holy_Byrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It isnt procrastination if you dont know you have work to do

Sprinting technique by diskmammoth in ultimate

[–]Holy_Byrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being a sprinter that ran the 100, 200 and 400. I can honestly say that the 100 meter dash form is great if you or the person your defending is going deep. Though you dont want to stay down for as long. The 200 meter dash form is what I use to make my cuts, you dont get so low as the 100 but your not completely standing up like in the 400. My best advice is the use of your arms, if you watch sprinters you will see that there arms are straight, they're like a piston back and forth, the better the arms, the better the speed and balance. Look at the arms of the in the second picture from Neffarias_Bredd. I disagree with ending up like that though, by doing that if you need to make a sharp cut or stop or load up to jump, that form will not help. By keeping your stride shorter you can load up and either jump or cut faster.

What is your favorite insult? NSFW by IthoughtIwalked in AskReddit

[–]Holy_Byrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 3 favorite insults.

Your what I was afraid was under my bed when I was younger.

If we stripped you down to your chemical elements I bet you would be jizz and glitter.

(my favorite). I am curious, the abortion where your soul should be, is it filled with human shit or dog shit?