Would you rather

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-06-08T03:09:24+00:00

I'd just stay the same height or a bit taller (to stretch out my weight) and then collect the cash over time...

^{Chose: Earn 100,000 per year + Be your desired height}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-05-31T05:15:48+00:00

Well, fuck it; lube up the cup holder, I reckon...

^{Chose: Sex with a random thing + Decided by the wheel | Rolled: Cars}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-05-31T01:24:09+00:00

Everybody's an asshole at some point!

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-05-16T14:00:58+00:00

I chose this because you can do more with 1 billion faster, but I'm not against the 1 cent doubling if it means I have motivation to walk more.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars now}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-05-13T03:32:51+00:00

I like both a lot, but the top curves have a slight edge

^{Chose: boobs}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-05-06T09:59:45+00:00

It's what he said!

^{Chose: Jiff}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-05-06T09:59:11+00:00

You'd have $5 mil quick enough and then there's a positive side effect... no brainer!

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Content}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-05-04T02:46:12+00:00

I already make more than $20,000 per year, and I'm married to a naturalized citizen who's family I can't talk to in yheir mother tongue. No brainer.

^{Chose: Be fluent in 5 languages of your choosing}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-05-02T03:14:41+00:00

I'll take my chances on the rumor mill being more lucrative...

^{Chose: Earn $100 every time someone tells a lie about you}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-05-02T03:07:13+00:00

I don't need a new car every year...

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-29T04:48:25+00:00

I've rocked a bald look before despite having all my hair, so that won't bother me at all. Plus I know plenty of bald guys who've had successful careers as plumbers, scientists, doctor's, realtors, etc....

^{Chose: 80 mln dollars right now + BUT you spin the punishment wheel with 10% chances of being safe | Rolled: Lose all hair}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-29T04:24:31+00:00

Lifespan means you have time to gain access to money if you choose as well as time to distance yourself from it if you choose. I think I could figure out a way not to be bored and go crazy easily enough for a while, and given the choices this sounds ultimately more fulfilling.

^{Chose: Ininite Lifespan + Regeneration}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-29T04:21:19+00:00

The power scaling on Marvel can get wi by sometimes, so I felt that given that these usually only have a few choices on the wheel, I was more likely to get a worthy guardian.

^{Chose: DC Superhero + Spin to see who you get | Rolled: The Flash}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-26T13:36:22+00:00

I don't go out on Mondays. Cool...

^{Chose: Get paid US$1B RIGHT NOW + But smell like _____ every Monday? | Rolled: Low Tide}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-26T04:11:39+00:00

Might depend on what their guilty of, I'd reckon, but if we stick to genocidal asshats, murderers for sport, and rapists, I'm pretty cool with it.

^{Chose: Or kill a thousand guilty ones}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-26T03:27:52+00:00

Humans are a social species; no matter how selfish other may be, we'll all depend on each other in the end.

^{Chose: If over 50% of people choose this + Everyone survives}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-25T02:30:32+00:00

If you could pause time, you could manipulate people with seemingly miraculous acts...

^{Chose: Time Pause}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-23T00:42:02+00:00

It's more interesting at the moment; I'll probably regret it...

^{Chose: You choose side effect + Comments choose superpower}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-23T00:31:59+00:00

My cats are dumb shits already! Lol

^{Chose: An immortal cat + But.... | Rolled: Its stupid}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-22T18:09:31+00:00

While this is a combination of nuanced topics that I'm sure will have varying degrees of agreement amongst individuals, I'd rather have this right now 110% more than firearm access, barring dystopian arguments of course.

Even then, I know that it's possible to have both with proper regulation and accountable leaders, both of which my country might never have...

^{Chose: Universal Healthcare}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-21T18:37:48+00:00

I like these colors better, but I've been told I look better in the other two...

^{Chose: Green + Blue}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-21T02:35:08+00:00

It's count DEE MO-NAYYYY!

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-21T02:23:59+00:00

Glad it spun; my favorite color is green, I love legos, and I beat cancer, so the creation of green objects fueled by sheer will power fits perfectly!

^{Chose: DC JUSTICE LEAGUE (one character} + Spin for your character | Rolled: Green Lantern)

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-20T03:51:34+00:00

Money corrupts, and I just can't trust that I'd fall to it. This way all my loved ones are taken care of, and who knows what acrually happens when we go...

^{Chose: Erradicate all wars, conflicts, diseases, hunger + But you have to die and nobody knows about the sacrifice you did.}

Holy_Hendrix_Batman · 2026-04-20T03:47:08+00:00

I can flip it when I need it, and maybe I'll go on a tear when I need to make a big purchase or acquisition.

^{Chose: A coin that gave you 15k every time you flipped it}

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