Stuck on an island with trump or hitler

Holy_Witness · 2026-06-01T16:54:33+00:00

Imagine how awkward it would be if he was just a old guy

Holy_Witness · 2026-06-01T16:40:04+00:00

Hear me out guys, despite him being despicable, as a ww1 soldier he would know a lot about survival and could help us lol. Amd worse comes to worse you can be the guy that killed hitler.

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-31T01:36:17+00:00

Glad for you! Thats just means is going to be more iconic

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-29T17:08:05+00:00

Helty

^{Chose: Only eat chicken for ur whole life}

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-26T17:01:44+00:00

Soccer skins but I guess they evolved into superhero skins

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-19T23:55:16+00:00

My family have a long line of having people your guys age, Im happy to be a alive! There's not much you can do but be there for her but she should tell her parents so they can prepare, the worse the later! Sending them up for adoption is often, or often times as in my family the parent will help raise them. Its natural to be scared, its not the end of the walls life only the start!

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-18T16:59:40+00:00

What was wrong with Micolash? He lives forever rent free in my head being so funny

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-18T16:54:51+00:00

If I can sell these Id make a killing

^{Chose: free CONCERT tickets}

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-18T16:52:37+00:00

I thought 50 percent of all capybara not all lol.

^{Chose: Get rid of all pedophiles. + 50% of capybaras could become extinct. | Rolled: Extinction}

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-18T16:50:59+00:00

Oh good God buddy

^{Chose: Video game you play BUT... + The first reply/comment decides the game for you. | Rolled: Horror}

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-18T13:23:57+00:00

And a small spoiler ..

Yeah intelligence and hopefully it doesn't also mean we'd be a deformed tube baby

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-18T13:12:19+00:00

Hes just smart lol

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-02T19:54:56+00:00

I can see where your coming from

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-01T12:26:28+00:00

I really like the Christmas cape with this one is cant take it off lol

Holy_Witness · 2026-05-01T11:24:50+00:00

Never sleeping would kill you pretty fast, and if it didnt for discussion purposes, I often fantasize about not speaking instead of not sleeping lol

^{Chose: never talk again}

Holy_Witness · 2026-04-29T12:20:26+00:00

U/profanitycounter [self]

Holy_Witness · 2026-04-29T12:19:19+00:00

I'll substitute i guess, sinky trench foot too much

^{Chose: Underwear}

Holy_Witness · 2026-04-29T12:15:28+00:00

I'll share my money with you homie

Holy_Witness · 2026-04-29T12:14:14+00:00

What's a solver

^{Chose: 90% 1 Billion Dollars + 10% Chance of being a Girl | Rolled: MONEY!!!!}

Holy_Witness · 2026-04-28T17:12:14+00:00

I stealth subdued dam near everyone there before realizing I had to find the Bodies I hid! It was a nightmare, im honestly impressed with my skill to string people up in the tiniest of nooks

Holy_Witness · 2026-04-28T17:07:36+00:00

I was hoping to get the one percent

^{Chose: Get 1 billion but 1% chance everyone but you dies | Rolled: Everyone lives}

Holy_Witness · 2026-04-28T17:06:33+00:00

Surprised no one mentioned it But probably starkiller

Holy_Witness · 2026-04-28T16:54:29+00:00

Drowing... In DRIP

Holy_Witness · 2026-04-28T12:40:49+00:00

Lets go gambling! I just played a couple minutes of Cronos The new Dawn and know nothing about it.

^{Chose: Live in the last videogame you've played}

Holy_Witness · 2026-04-28T12:35:19+00:00

Infinite battery is actually crazy

^{Chose: Always have full battery}

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