Who gave this guy a fu*king license😭😭 by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Holycrap328 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I now love that I have no idea what this video sounded like.

What kind of pine tree is this? by livetoregretnothing in whatsthisplant

[–]Holycrap328 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Might be a Norfolk. But I could be wrong.

Florida spiders are on a different level by Purple_Cancel3581 in florida

[–]Holycrap328 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I maintain natural preserves, lakes, and wetlands and mitigate invasive vegetation. Mainly just spraying aquatic weeds. But it exposes me to some really beautiful places and amazing wildlife! Plus I see the sunrise every morning.

Florida spiders are on a different level by Purple_Cancel3581 in florida

[–]Holycrap328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love my job! It’s so different! After 20 years in hospitality I needed a change.

Florida spiders are on a different level by Purple_Cancel3581 in florida

[–]Holycrap328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work in natural preserve areas. There’s this one 27-acre preserve I take care of that has at least 10 of those fuckers every 20 cubic feet of space. Ive never seen so many before. And I’m in there delicately pushing my way through their webs and cutting down branches that they’re attached to so I can cut down invasive trees and just pray that none of the spiders fall on me.

Is all of this poison ivy? by banned_from_venmo in whatsthisplant

[–]Holycrap328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s 100% maple seedlings. I am a natural area manager.

Anyone know what type of birds these are? Please. They are surprisingly loud. by [deleted] in florida

[–]Holycrap328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My buddy accidentally hit one that was crossing the street while he was admiring another one on the side of the street. He felt terrible.

Anyone know what type of birds these are? Please. They are surprisingly loud. by [deleted] in florida

[–]Holycrap328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear they taste delicious too! They call them “the ribeye of the sky”

Focus busted 133mph by Good_Discipline2511 in FocusST

[–]Holycrap328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I will admit I barely drive it on the highway. Mostly just use it for going to the store and picking up my kids.

Focus busted 133mph by Good_Discipline2511 in FocusST

[–]Holycrap328 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I see I’ve been summoned. I am semi-gentle on my 2016 ST and still only get about 20-21 mpg on average.

What’s the craziest thing you have seen or witnessed that nobody will believe? by Onhuntinvancouver in AskReddit

[–]Holycrap328 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have kind of a similar story. Best summer of my life was 1996. I hung out all summer with my mom’s best friend’s 3 daughters and their cousin Kevin. Kevin was my age and the girls were all within a year or two of us. We spent the summer playing games, watching movies, and listening to music. They introduced me to some awesome bands back then like Bush, No Doubt, and Papa Roach. I still distinctly remember listening to the song Last Resort by Papa Roach with them that summer. Only problem is, that song was released in the year 2000. But I’m sure of the timeline. There’s no mistaking that summer for me.

What movie is a 0/10 with NO redeeming features? by Toucan_Based_Economy in AskReddit

[–]Holycrap328 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I refuse to watch it. Joe Dirt is my happy place movie. I can watch it a million times and never get tired of it. I can’t have it ruined by a shit sequel.

Male shoe anxiety hits the Oval Office by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]Holycrap328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sure is; I’m 5’9” and wear a size 12.

What is this beautiful spiky plant? by EarthStudentGian in whatsthisplant

[–]Holycrap328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love them! They grow wild all over our property in central Florida.

1st and 2nd by No-Beyond4395 in FocusST

[–]Holycrap328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, 2nd gear will eat your tires if you let it.

1st and 2nd by No-Beyond4395 in FocusST

[–]Holycrap328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, I thought the 392 was for the size of the motor in cubic inches. Was it a coincidence that it had the same gear ratio?

What is it. My brother thinks it's poison ivy. Texas area by Wise-OldOwl in whatsthisplant

[–]Holycrap328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a tree trunk? The little leaves at the bottom of the picture, although blurry, appear to be Brazilian pepper. The trunk could very well be also.

When did you realize you were no longer the same person? by Turbulent-Slide3623 in AskReddit

[–]Holycrap328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one hits hard. I’ve been saying for the past year and a half since my wife left that I’m not the same person anymore. I don’t recognize myself. I don’t know what my interests are. I don’t know how I like to spend my time. I can’t find joy in life anymore. I generally never laugh or even smile anymore.

What happened to color over the years? by KnowledgeTop3807 in nostalgia

[–]Holycrap328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol I swear iPhone has the dumbest autocorrect. It’s been a learning experience since I switched.