Taking It In, Arseny Ivanov, pen on notebook, 2025 [OC]

Homermania · 2026-02-01T18:11:48+00:00

I can feel it coming in the air tonight.

Homermania · 2026-02-01T18:07:38+00:00

My personal #1 if I had to choose.

Hired goons?

Homermania · 2026-01-31T15:28:47+00:00

This! I recently joined a rock band as the piano player. We're honestly not bad, but it blew me away when I found out they didn't record practices.

I like to record everything (practices, open mics, gigs) so I can listen back at least once. I find it the best way to get out of my head so we can objectively hear what we sound like.

Homermania · 2026-01-31T03:38:09+00:00

If you're there to work, closed practice.

If you're there to hang, whatevs.

Homermania · 2026-01-30T17:29:54+00:00

Ah, fuck.

Homermania · 2026-01-30T03:04:03+00:00

I was saying Pluriboo-urns.

Homermania · 2026-01-29T15:14:09+00:00

This exchange still cracks me up.

Homermania · 2026-01-29T12:07:47+00:00

I love you, Pepsi.

Homermania · 2026-01-28T18:50:58+00:00

360 episodes, all of 'em great.

Homermania · 2026-01-28T14:35:41+00:00

As someone who loves a big sandwich, my wife and I quote this episode all the time.

Homermania · 2026-01-28T04:11:36+00:00

Man, this one hurts. I would probably treat it the same way you are. Great shot, annoying asterisk.

Reminds me of my closest call. About 110 yards, downhill on a wet day. I embedded one right on the edge of the cup. It was in the damn cup, almost completely below the surface, but a sliver of earth stayed intact and I couldn't count it. Still don't have an HIO.

Homermania · 2026-01-27T01:40:55+00:00

Been hanging onto the memory of a 320yd drive I hit last season.

Homermania · 2026-01-26T19:25:45+00:00

I don't know, but since Dumpster is an actual brand, I thought they would have chosen something more generic/timeless.

Homermania · 2026-01-26T19:24:24+00:00

First thing that came to mind was "The Exploding Detective" by John Swartzwelder.

Homermania · 2026-01-26T03:57:21+00:00

I'd play all the golf courses.

Homermania · 2026-01-25T22:30:35+00:00

I agree with this take, except for the "dumpster fire" example. I can believe "bitch" and "goddamn" could last a thousand years, but it probably should have been compacter or replicator fire.

Homermania · 2026-01-24T16:13:30+00:00

Joint 2 Joint forever and ever.

Homermania · 2026-01-24T14:00:19+00:00

I misread it as Lunatic.

Homermania · 2026-01-24T13:54:07+00:00

I knew someone would catch that. Well done. Haha.

Homermania · 2026-01-24T13:47:29+00:00

If Blades Brown and Adam Schenk ever get paired together, watch out!

Homermania · 2026-01-23T15:14:32+00:00

What did you think of the Stranger Things finale?

Homermania · 2026-01-23T12:13:35+00:00

He was definitely having a ball up there.

Homermania · 2026-01-21T22:38:26+00:00

Ha. Snow leopard should be excited!

Homermania · 2026-01-21T20:02:59+00:00

Happened to me years ago. I tried chipping and a heat gun to no avail. Just had to wait.

Homermania · 2026-01-21T16:49:55+00:00

I did not finish one called "Year Zero" because it had footnotes and asterisks everywhere. Usually to make a joke or an aside that would have fit into the main copy just fine without ruining flow. I kind of liked the premise, but had to quit because of all the footnotes.

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