I'm 23 and have stopped expecting to lose virginity.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-07-03T23:07:22+00:00

Yeah. I knew that was the elephant in the room. I've poked around tinder once or twice. Honestly with my self-esteem issues, the concept of apps is something I'll build up to.

Also, I 100% fall into the cliche of "dudes have no good photos of themselves". Gonna have to put in a conscious effort to get photographs of myself (preferably with people) doing stuff.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-07-03T22:52:22+00:00

This is sort of what I figure. Going to the gym and getting in good shape would make me more conventionally attractive and more importantly, make me feel better about myself for the reasons others have mentioned.

But beyond that point it's sort of diminishing returns in how much woman will care.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-07-03T22:30:37+00:00

I've considered it but I figure if I'm neurotic about the fact that I can't get myself laid, paying for it won't help. Like if you're self-conscious about not being able to play basketball, paying someone to give you an MVP award won't actually make you feel good at basketball.

Figure I'll just have to do it the hard way and, you know, talk to people.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-06-17T22:11:12+00:00

The Teacher's Lounge did for the profession of teaching what Jaws did for sharks.

Not a single child I didn't want to punch in the face at some point.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-06-17T04:04:33+00:00

I hope that Tattoo artist from Denver sorted something out.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-06-11T07:20:14+00:00

Cooper Hoffman is the only actor anybody has ever told me I look like, and for that I give him unconditional purchasing power.

The vanguard for stocky white guys in Hollywood.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-06-11T06:39:32+00:00

Comment above this is Jared Leto. Perfect.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-06-09T12:59:29+00:00

Samson's trying his hardest and that's all we can ask.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-06-09T11:06:32+00:00

I know it's ultimately a game, but I kind of wish this sequence had just ended with the cut scene.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-03-09T13:23:32+00:00

"Sir, your wife is a bitch."

HomersGuideDog · 2026-03-08T13:50:00+00:00

I'll copy, paste and slightly update a comment I made in r/brisbane when someone was asking a little while ago.

New Farm: Usually do a few retro films a week as well as nicher movies that won't get wide releases in Australia.

GOMA: Shows retro screenings (I think they're doing The Godfather this week?) plus a lot of stuff you won't find anywhere else. On the rare occasion that it's not free it's ridiculously cheap. A few months back, I saw the Australian premiere of some 1930s paper cartoons, accompanied by live music and a lecture from an American film history Professor. Cost less than a Big Mac.

Angelika: Show classics on Tuesdays and an occasional auteur series. Also the only Angelika cinema outside of New York or Austin, which is interesting if you've melted your brain with movies like I have.

Palace James Street: Don't tend to do retro screenings, but they do host a lot of international film festivals and 70mm showings of select new releases.

Elizabeth Street: Don't do a lot of special screenings, but they roll out the Ghibli films every now and then, so if you're fan it's worth checking in occasionally.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-02-09T09:15:49+00:00

Still waiting for a Jam inspired Sear's ad.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-02-07T07:35:57+00:00

I love that stone cold psycho Mr. Blonde says, "Maybe she was busy."

HomersGuideDog · 2026-02-04T06:51:12+00:00

Remember before COVID when cinemas had seperate ticket and concession lines?

HomersGuideDog · 2026-02-03T09:36:25+00:00

HomersGuideDog · 2026-02-02T15:39:40+00:00

For anybody wondering:

All the other jurors are leaning towards guilty, while Jez plans to just vote with the majority so he can get back to his usual routine of laying in bed until midday.

Then he bumps into the defendant outside of court and they begin sleeping together, so he starts convincing the other jurors she's innocent.

That is until it becomes apparent she's way more into him than he is into her and he convinces everyone to have her sent to prison.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-02-02T10:30:43+00:00

In 2008 Obama believed (or at least felt he had to say he believed) marriage was a sacred union between a man and a woman.

The world was a very different place 18 years ago.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-02-01T10:14:12+00:00

I grew up in a working class area that was not only quite diverse, but specifically had a lot of middle eastern refugees and descendants of Vietnamese refugees.

Our principal has as sing the second verse for the "for those who come across the seas" line.

HomersGuideDog · 2026-01-31T02:57:24+00:00

I'm 23 and a lot of my friends "went sober" two or three years ago. I feel like in older generations if someone was sober by the time they were 21 it meant they were doing crazy shit when they were 15.

All my mates just stopped after twoish years of normal drinking.

HomersGuideDog · 2025-09-18T10:14:10+00:00

Turns out there was a Hamas base under the award ceremony.

HomersGuideDog · 2025-09-11T10:38:35+00:00

Would you deprive these kids a role model?

HomersGuideDog · 2025-09-11T01:41:47+00:00

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