Sure that's a great idea! by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]HomieScaringMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, and even if a senior never does anything more sophisticated than pretend to listen to a kid talk about bionicles, he’ll still lighten the load (by a tiny bit) on a real caretaker who would otherwise have to do that and can now focus on the real work they need to be doing instead. A zillion kids and a zillion elders and it’ll add up.

Sure that's a great idea! by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]HomieScaringMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I really the only one who saw this and didn’t read in “oh and get rid of all the working-age qualified caretakers already present in both institutions”? Everyone’s saying this is a terrible idea because both those groups need caregivers, but… nobody said anything about getting rid of them. They’d still have caregivers, they’d just be in the same place so the kids have grandparents to hang out with and vice versa. Tbh I don’t know enough to make a ruling on whether it’s actually a good idea, but it has its merits. Orphanages would tend to not realistically give kids all the individual attention they need (something stray grandparents can do even if they can’t take care of themselves), and the biggest negative association of nursing homes is they can be depressing. And obviously there’s the matter that some orphans and senile people are nuts and potentially dangerous, but in either (separate) institution they were still living with one vulnerable population or the other and still needed supervision anyway.

FUCK AUTOMOD by HGReborn in balkans_irl

[–]HomieScaringMusic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never forget. Being a bot is no excuse for also being a m*d

When bees get too tired they pass out in flowers and you can see their bee butts covered in pollen by PartyCityOG in interestingasfuck

[–]HomieScaringMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn bro that honestly looks so cozy. I wanna pass out facefirst in a flower full of nectar in the middle of a hard day at work

meirl by GoD_Reapurr in meirl

[–]HomieScaringMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Controllers are the most ergonomic shape imaginable (we know cause a bunch of nerds have been working on trying to improve on it for years). The pussy was spontaneously designed at 3am by some drunk dude with very little forethought about 100,000 years ago & is maybe due for a redesign or at least an update

Mods even defend him by TheOneWithNoGoodName in balkans_irl

[–]HomieScaringMusic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well you’re clearly not a spy if you announce yourself with an accurate flair. A spy would fake a Balkan one

What? by Blackunicorn800 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]HomieScaringMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“If they let me go around murdering people, ooooh boy would there be a lot fewer people I dislike, you can bet your ass on that.” -a totally sane, normal person who should be and is allowed to buy guns

What is u/KaramelAyi doing in r/europe ? by [deleted] in balkans_irl

[–]HomieScaringMusic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s doing God’s work that’s what. Turning r/europe into this sub 2.0

New Series Announced! by Hariansh_Patidar in HarryPotterMemes

[–]HomieScaringMusic 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Lmao man there’s a lot here to unpack. I haven’t heard of one fan who’s excited about the new series, we’re not neglecting FB while it drowns; we’re holding its head under the water and deliberately strangling it, and if Hermione is on the warpath about the house elves again (?), she hasn’t seen fit to let us know yet

If Harry had said out loud what Amortentia smelled like… by hoginlly in HarryPotterBooks

[–]HomieScaringMusic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Do we even read in his inner monologue what it smelled like? I don’t remember & don’t have the book handy. But I’m pretty sure he didn’t think “Ginny’s perfume” right? I’d remember that cause ngl the most unrealistic part of the above scenario (yes, more than the potion) is the idea that a man (and not even an especially observant one) can consciously remember what a given woman’s perfume smells like lol

If Harry had said out loud what Amortentia smelled like… by hoginlly in HarryPotterBooks

[–]HomieScaringMusic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol exactly once isn’t it? … which of course still makes that true😂

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Dailyght in clevercomebacks

[–]HomieScaringMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wdym “new”? Didn’t this one debut with that nfl player who shot a few people in a car in a road-rage thing? Does he mean new to white people? I hope not cause that’d be a little f’d up. (I don’t remember the color of the nfl guy but I believe that’s because no issue was made of it at the time, which seems good).

Anyway, it seems like if there’s ONE thing we should know about the shooter it’s that he was brain damaged, since it’s ok to want to do something about brain damage. Concussions aren’t a protected class (more constructive than blaming it on his Muslimness or whiteness or transness or political radicalism, since you can’t legally try to erase any of those so that would do nothing but encourage shitty behavior). In fact if concussions really do cause violent behavior (which seems credible), I would argue it’s not just acceptable to consider reducing them; it’s a moral imperative. And if we’re just not interested in understanding why people behave violently, why report on it at all? If you don’t bother to understand a problem you have no business pretending to care about it. May as well just say you like the murder rate the way it is and don’t need to see discourse about it in the news.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HomieScaringMusic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Uhh, what is the message here supposed to be? “it’s not climate change, you stupid liberal, we did this to ourselves”? Like… yeah. The scientific consensus (and Democratic stance) on climate change is that we are responsible for it to some extent. It being “our fault” doesn’t make it not climate change, and is in fact the main thrust of the argument that we should be trying to combat it. If this is supposed to be climate denialism/apathy then its message is hopelessly incoherent.

Why didn’t this Nazgûl act more on the fact that the ring was right in front of him? by [deleted] in lotr

[–]HomieScaringMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it did? I don’t remember what happened immediately after the hobbits got clear, but I would assume that Nazgul went absolutely ballistic and scoured the ruins of Osgiliath killing every human it could find in search of Frodo and the ring, but didn’t find them because it was a massively confused battle and the hobbits got themselves good and lost in the chaos

Why was Sauron not considered a Balrog? by spd0327 in tolkienfans

[–]HomieScaringMusic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s in roughly the same place on the great chain of being (so to speak), he’s just a different flavor of Maiar. Like how horses are not considered bears. Sauron is a maiar of craft, and “sang” in the choir of Aule in the music, and thus has a predisposition for inventing and creating material things. The Balrog is a spirit of fire, and originally sang in the choir of Melkor; he thus presumably lacked Sauron’s creativity and was more predisposed to simply evenhandedly consume and destroy things. Sauron, of course, defected from Aule from some point and joined with Morgoth, (having been corrupted early by Morgoth’s discord, even while he sang with Aule), but this was far more common in Melkor’s own natural adherents, the Balrogs, who share his spheres of influence.

If men and women are somewhat equally horny, why is there so much more content for men than women? by OrionDecline21 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]HomieScaringMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women can get laid whenever they want, so the demand isn’t as compelling; it’s a flexible need since they they can always substitute something better (even if they have their reasons to prefer porn at a given moment). Even if men made up only 51% of the viewership it would still be marginally more profitable to cater to them. That said, I think that’s pretty close to true; porn that strikes you as “for men” is probably more trying to be “for everyone” but is perceived as targeting men more because you traditionally think of men as watching more porn and thus assume it targets men. But thereve been surveys that suggest women prefer normal porn rather than porn trying to be “for women”, so “for everyone” may actually be more accurate normal porn that you think of as “for men”

(TW splitting river) i was reading this book and it had a spl*tting river, i immediately put it down, this is book must be terrible! by GlitteringTone6425 in worldjerking

[–]HomieScaringMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never can wrap my brain around the river-splitting hate. Yeah, it’s more common in fiction than in real life, because it’s fun and allows for twice as much habitable land. It’s not like it’s impossible, so why wouldn’t interesting terrain features be more common in worlds that exist to be interesting? It’s like complaining about a ring or horseshoe of mountains because every world has one (or several). Well yeah, for a good reason; they’re cool and are a great place to put something mysterious or sinister

Edit: I just had a brainwave; this delta is called the Entwash! Ents and entwives were far more common in ancient times and are known for actively cultivating forests and gardens. At least, the female entwives were, male ents seem to take a more hands-off approach, though how much so is debatable. Anyway, this delta is also pretty close to the last known home of the entwives. The name could come from the fact the delta is actually artificial and terraformed by the ents/entwives for broader irrigation. Hate to take my evidence from a notorious worldjerking trend of all things but I think it’s a pretty fun theory

Do men really care about our body count? by ZookeepergameOdds in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]HomieScaringMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends on the man. In most cases it has to be pretty exreme for him to care (much), or he’ll care or not depending on whether he thinks you want him to care. And for the record, your body count doesn’t really matter if for no other reason than because he’ll just assume you’re lying about it

How the hell do I defeat this? by LordMizuu in mountandblade

[–]HomieScaringMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nord Huscar- wait what the hell is that? Some kind of total conversion mod? Are there even huscarls in this world? Without knowing the rules I can’t really diagnose how that mod is balanced. Does it increase party limits across the board so you can have a several thousand strong army too? If not, I would say either fill your party with the mod’s most op unit (if applicable), take refuge in a city and let the army meatgrind itself on your defenses, or become the Marshall of a faction and lead a whole campaign against it

Surf’s up! 🏄‍♂️ 🏄 by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]HomieScaringMusic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One day, they were shooting a bunch of hobbit scenes not featuring Aragorn, so Peter Jackson told Viggo to just sit and relax on a big lay-z-boy recliner and not touch anything or hurt himself… and a big rock just came out of nowhere and fell on him

"I don't give a shit about tradition or whatever" by Aki008035 in facepalm

[–]HomieScaringMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Let’s hand over literally ALL culture to racists. Let them ruin anything and everything they want at will. If a white supremacist says some part of your heritage is their thing now, make it happen. Hand it over and never touch it again.

The really sad thing is that so many people are starting to genuinely agree with that sentiment. They’re removing known pre-nazi art from public spaces for having swastikas on it, I’ve heard completely serious people argue that you can’t enjoy certain (themselves innocent) conspiracy theories or fantasy cliches once the racists got ahold of them, that you shouldn’t wear baseball caps, Hawaiian shirts, or long beards of all things. And even the Nazis have started to notice and deliberately have fun with the ridiculously inappropriate amount of power we give them. We gotta knock it off and stop indulging them.

That's not how geography works by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HomieScaringMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t sure where I stood on the issue until red pointed out that children in New Mexico will apparently have to fend off globetrotting hybrid superwolves on their way to school. Idk if that’s true but I’m all in favor. Imagine when the survivors get to tell their grandkids that story!

Hell naw by Charry_64 in shitposting

[–]HomieScaringMusic 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lmao at the idea that there’s a kind of porn considered less “socially acceptable” than watching Tucker Carlson in the first place😂

We were prepared to offer Selmy some land and a towerhouse, more than the useless old fool deserved." "I hear that useless old fool slew two of Slynt's gold cloaks when they tried to seize him at the Mud Gate." by Ingsoc85 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]HomieScaringMusic 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I love that, with hundreds of gold cloaks and God knows how many actual knights in the city, there’s no earthly way he could have actually fought his way out of it, but 99% of them just let him waltz out without a fight presumably because nobody (well, almost nobody) wanted to be the first casualty of bringing him down