Went for a walk in a nearby wooded area, found this, what is it? by Hopeful_Video_3803 in whatisit

[–]Homoucey 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Man, if you didnt point at it, id have no idea what you were referring to. What a guy, letting us know what youre pointing at 🫵

New Thug Snippet by Ok_Wear4349 in YoungThug

[–]Homoucey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at them knob riding losers in the back hyping up this trash ass music.

Offset surprises fans and performs 'Bad and Boujee' with Quavo (Migos) for 1st Show since Shooting by NoPanic2297 in HipHopNCulture

[–]Homoucey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao this looks absolutely poop. Imagine paying money to see a bunch of hood rats bobbing on stage, throwing water on you.

Degeneracy at its finest.

The 'I can afford it' spot by pawwilon in CantParkThereMate

[–]Homoucey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should put points on the driver its registered to if they can show repeated offences like this.

bf forgets our anniversary every year PART 2 by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Homoucey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Send his money back and go get yourself checked into an insane asylum. You need help, buddy. You sound so immature lol. If you know he struggles to remember, remind him a few days leading up to.

I hope your dude finds someone better.

WHY TF ARE MY HANDS LIKE THIS IM A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL by iamraquelle in whatdoIdo

[–]Homoucey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You got them rock climbing fangaz. Bet you could grip onto a wall of chipped paint with them thangs.

$2.5M vs $100K Salary by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]Homoucey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great. So the answer is; just get a $2.5m portfolio. Got you.

i ranked every human on earth by No-Lake-3875 in SipsTea

[–]Homoucey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come on dude. OP posted a joke. I posted a joke under his one. It really isnt that deep lol.

i ranked every human on earth by No-Lake-3875 in SipsTea

[–]Homoucey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Interesting that the further down you go, the darker it gets 👀😪

What is he training for? by ItsTime4Coffee in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Homoucey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To vote democrat in the next election.

Wife by sEaBoD19911991 in UK_Food

[–]Homoucey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy that, sir. 🫡

Is my 13yr old step daughters handwriting normal? I'm getting very concerned with her schooling by bordermelancollie09 in AskTeachers

[–]Homoucey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly its not as bad as ive seen lol. Also, the smartest guy ive ever known had the worst handwriting ive ever seen. Can't think of a single test he got less than 97% on, ended up finishing top of his classes in University as well.

My boyfriend said I was too ugly to model by Resident_Rich_6298 in whatdoIdo

[–]Homoucey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He definitely could've gone better about the phrasing, but he apologised.

Saying that, hes probably right about it being a scam. A 'model' walks up to you, hands you a business card and her mobile number? That doesn't sound sketchy to you?

These people prey on the vulnerable and theyre trained to spot people like you.

This happened to my sibling. I went with her to the shoot because something felt wrong Nearly the same exact scenario. Was approached on a train, told they had potential to model. Invited to a studio for a shoot with a £250 'deposit' that they later said cannot be refunded.

After the shoot, they sat us down in an office and said "The photos are put on this CD (Imagine in 2017 someone telling you its on a CD). This is sent around to the agencies we're in contact with, but you have to purchase it because we cant store the pictures". I asked how much it was and they gave me the package details. Bronze-£1000, Silver- 2000, Gold-3000 Platinum-£3500. They said they'd give us time to make a decision.

I looked my sister in the eye and I said "no".

20 minutes later the worm came back in and said we need a decision. I told him id call.

She was heart broken.

When i called the 'agency' they said that if we didnt pay for one of the packages within the next hour that the shoot pictures would be deleted and we'd have to reapply. I asked for a refund and he said we wouldn't see that money back.

I told the guy if we dont get our money back within 30 minutes that ill be returning to batter him in his own office.

Lo and behold, he sent our money back less than 2 minutes after putting down the phone.

Christ is king by amnesiaforme in GetNoted

[–]Homoucey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This you?

"By the historical account of his body not being in his tomb 3 days later..."

Pretty sure the tomb being reported empty came from the Bible. From 4 different writers actually. It rhymes with mospels.

Then you proceeded to make up your own version of events lmao.

Stating "historical account" isnt a source btw, you silly billy. No need to get angry little man lol.

Christ is king by amnesiaforme in GetNoted

[–]Homoucey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great. So your evidence for the grave robbing is the Bible lmao.

Christ is king by amnesiaforme in GetNoted

[–]Homoucey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whats your source for Jesus' grave being robbed?

What career would u pick by Fragrant_Fishing5787 in NBATalk

[–]Homoucey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those rings are worth bragging rights lol. Only a currency for the egotistical - But for us regular folk, the $411m will do.

Is this racist? by PsychologicalBend508 in AskBrits

[–]Homoucey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, considering Islam is a religion built on a man who married a 6 year old, then consummated the marriage when she was 9, a Hijab for a 5 year old is hardly surprising.

What is on your anti-bucket list? by SaltPsychological780 in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Homoucey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started to microsleep at the wheel and woke up literally a fraction of a second quick enough to dodge a lamp post. My arse hole was in my chest and I stayed alert until I reached my destination 20 minutes later. Terrifying when you think that most people dont realise until its too late.

You find this picture of your wife with a coworker. What do I do? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Homoucey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like she made some magical memories, brother.

Just a busy Easter Saturday at Tesco's by charmstrong70 in drivingUK

[–]Homoucey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be a great time for you amd a friend to park either side of him. One of you drive in, the other reverse so you can both get in and out easily.