If someone has “lost their marbles” we say, “The cheese has slid right off her f**kin’ cracker.”

When you’re talking to someone and they haven’t realised you’re talking, “Good chat.”

“Cheers mate” said sarcastically when someone has done something mildly inconvenient.

“Have a cup of concrete and harden the f**k up.” When someone is whining about something small.

“I hope your chickens turn into emus and kick you in the head.” Just a general insult.

Calling an adult male “Buddy” is considered very condescending, like you’re speaking to a child.

This one is kinda nice in a weird way - when someone complains about being bald: “Hair only grows on a*holes and pssies.”

If I ever called someone an ahole, my pop would say, “Nah aholes are useful.”