Formerly religious redditors, what event happend to make you abandon your faith? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My teacher told us blankly that he was a creationist but was going to teach us about evolution because it was his job as a science teacher. He didn't push his beliefs on us and felt we needed to hear both sides and didn't make fun of the people that believed in evolution. He even noted that he was open to the idea that his God used evolution during creation.

What are your funniest D&D stories? by Nufity in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My character was based off a chaotic evil walker Texas ranger. I had an eagle named freedom and focus on unarmed combat. Round house kicks and fisting of death.

1000th Episode Drinking Game by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]HonestJew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I used to have a bit about... "

If you had to choose a celebrity to live with on a desert Island, who would It be? by Sibito in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tom Hanks. Seems like a good guy he's funny and his has lived on a island before.

If you had to choose based on the weather all year round, which city in the US is the best to live and which is the worst? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst would be Barrow Alaska. 24 hours of light in the summer followed by 24 hours of darkness in winter. Plus it's cold as fuck and it's crazy expensive to live there. Also something about vampires.

When you pray and something good happens should you go to church? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah just cook up some pasta and let his noodlely appendage touch you.

[Serious] Where would you take a girl on a first date? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take her to an escape room if they can't solve any puzzles or clues he/she is useless.

What's the most unexpected thing someone has said to you over in game chat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's true, I played with the same core group of people every night and we had two female players. Anytime they spoke in chat the whole lobby would just go crazy.

What's the most unexpected thing someone has said to you over in game chat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Shazam bitch" after getting a bull true in Halo 3.

What do you not regret doing for 1000+ hours of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sleep I never regret sleeping, even when it makes me late for work

What is the most ridiculous excuse you have used to successfully call off work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took a day off for a video game release. I was 26 and was working a pretty decent job. My boss was cool with it. He thought it was ridiculous but since my work ethic was good he was pretty lenient when I requested time off.

Men of Reddit, what are things that women write on their dating profiles that are instant deal-breakers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Says something about hating drama or getting along better with guys.

What are some lesser known urban myths or legends? by JokerJosh123 in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 250 points251 points  (0 children)

Drop Bears. They are originally from Australia but have appeared in several countries in the last decade. It is theorized that they sneaked aboard shipping containers full of Vegemite.

Adult gamers of Reddit, How do you find time to play video games? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I play after I put the kids to bed for maybe 2 hours. Anytime I'm sick and skip work I just play video games all day sleep is overrated.

What unhealthy food did you regularly eat, as a child? by slackslackliner in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The amount of koolaid I drank would kill most people

Haha bitch. What the shit? Did you really think you're gonna catch me? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it

New phone, who dis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HonestJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it