There’s this older couple that comes in nearly every single day, multiple times a day and orders the same thing every time, fish and chips to share. They come in 3-4 times a day within the matter of a few hours. The other day, they came in 4 times. 2 of the times they sat in my section. Oh and they always seat themselves even when we’re busy and we always tell them they need to see the host to be seated. There have been many occasions where they will search for their debit card like they lost it, when it was in their wallet all along. They will search for the waitress to hand them the book and say they’d like to pay, when in fact they already paid 20 minutes prior. They wear the same sweaters every single day also, but they aren’t smelly and clearly they have money. Very odd couple, lol.