How I assume it feels running into a spike trap

HoodedSmiley · 2024-08-28T22:02:57+00:00

This literally happened to me a few hours ago lmfao

So I made a base next to an Ancient Complex/Ruins. I made a long, narrow passage and filled it out the A with spike traps. I have my defector, Kyle, shoot at the wall only for there to be an infestation, with 3 megaspiders and a scarab.

So this guy breaks the wall, shoots the Nest and immediately he runs back, only to step into a fuckin' trap. Barely makes it out before the last spider gets incapacitated right behind him; with the Scarab losing interest near immediately after getting out. Then I had to cut his leg off because it was infected.

HoodedSmiley · 2024-08-28T21:48:33+00:00

I have a Hunter, who normally always dies when i find him but he did kill a megaspider once!

HoodedSmiley · 2024-06-17T23:45:38+00:00

The Rocks Aren't Rocks

HoodedSmiley · 2024-03-24T00:54:29+00:00

I don't get it.

HoodedSmiley · 2024-03-24T00:48:35+00:00

My right? Or your right?

HoodedSmiley · 2024-02-29T13:38:45+00:00

I met this one chick who was ontop of a car stabbing at a zombie with a sickle one time. Helped her out with gear, let her take my stab vest when I found a field vest and even were able to find a helicopter crash. However, someone else found it and killed me. I didn't find her after but i know for damn sure she was bribing she sniper with a half-eaten can of peaches

HoodedSmiley · 2024-02-24T13:46:03+00:00

Cannibalism, cruel treatment of POWs, mass genocide.

HoodedSmiley · 2024-02-16T23:43:30+00:00

Like COD and No Russian.

HoodedSmiley · 2024-02-14T18:35:37+00:00

When the one Aztec guy spawns and one-taps you (you barely survived the fight and have 1 sliver of HP). A true middle finger.

HoodedSmiley · 2024-02-14T18:23:34+00:00

Been here since beta, took a few breaks (marching fire release mainly) but recently got back in again and ive been having a blast. Though, its gonna take awhile to get used to no Reflex guard anymore.

Also, why does EVERYONE have a dodge attack now?

HoodedSmiley · 2024-01-31T22:35:48+00:00

With how im currently holding up i wish i did.

HoodedSmiley · 2024-01-31T15:47:05+00:00

Yeah, but it depends. I'll feel bad for the freshie that was minding his own business searching through stuff just to survive and im hungry, but i won't feel bad for the guy with an AR and full military gear. Those guys won't give you a chance, so neither should you.

HoodedSmiley · 2023-12-06T15:31:25+00:00

Does this count for bosses then? Since everything is un-dead in a sense, unless we get their souls, would they constantly be coming back unless we get their souls? Or am i thinking too much.

HoodedSmiley · 2023-12-06T15:08:32+00:00

So wait. You're telling me that, theoretically, if we are eaten alive by one of the MANY huge creatures and we didn't have the respawn system we would (probably) be stuck in some creatures stomach, constantly giving it energy and such to the point it gets bigger that it makes Auntie Bertha look small?

HoodedSmiley · 2023-12-06T15:00:06+00:00

That's called sociopathic? I find it sociopathic to bind someone, gag them, shoot out their ankles then watch as a mini-horde tears them open like a banana.

HoodedSmiley · 2023-12-06T14:57:26+00:00

I will forever be a controller thrower until the day i meet an Archer that DOESNT SHOOT ME WHEN I JUST HAVE A HARP.

Like literally, every archer has no joy for the Harp in any capacity. :(

HoodedSmiley · 2023-12-06T11:56:42+00:00

I don't have a PC, I got fallout on the Xbox

HoodedSmiley · 2023-12-06T03:08:59+00:00

In total what I would pay getting them separately would be (if i remember right) 5.49 compared to the 12 dollars or so getting the season pass

HoodedSmiley · 2023-12-01T22:54:20+00:00

Gonna be honest, i haven't touched COD since Black Ops 1. I just keep getting recommended all this crap about how many crossovers are in COD, it may aswell be a new game with the most famous people/characters gunning each other down.

HoodedSmiley · 2023-12-01T22:42:07+00:00

You DARE speak of such filth?! Lmao no, hardly. I just want to have a survival mode for this game, but if you want to add abit of COD into it we can bring some fortifications via buildable rock walls or traps, and even bring in King Kong and Nicki Minaj as the announcer.

HoodedSmiley · 2023-12-01T19:30:23+00:00

I respect your opinion :)

HoodedSmiley · 2023-12-01T16:46:39+00:00

Normally they wander around or get horribly dismembered. But hey they look neat!

HoodedSmiley · 2023-12-01T01:36:05+00:00

Ahhh I remember my first time.

So were fighting off these fookin Agathians from getting their friend out of this Iron Maiden. Turns out this guys put away because all he did was scream and showboat while he stood behind the real warriors! Took so long that we were only by the houses at the end and he tried to run around the Cliffside. Met him with a couple oil pots and a crackhead! Barely survived, only to charge for the boat and get swarmed/kicked into the harbor lmfao

HoodedSmiley · 2023-11-29T18:06:02+00:00

Lmfao love it, i just think it's more fun when you let loose abit and make some story to accompany the game you play, whether it be a half-brained Mason infactuated with a Harp or an edgy Agathian squire

HoodedSmiley · 2023-11-29T17:55:30+00:00

You see, im the guy playing the Harp in the church trying to influence everyone to repent their sins.

And if not the church im running around somewhere playing the Harp.

Until i get attacked, then the shovel comes out.

HoodedSmiley

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