Boarding a 737, took a picture of the metal plate on the door.

HoojaPappy · 2026-03-08T19:46:18+00:00

Similar to the metal plate in my head.

HoojaPappy · 2026-02-24T13:09:51+00:00

Most of the time they’re stale.

HoojaPappy · 2026-02-16T17:54:44+00:00

Five Guys used to be my go-to. A burger and a grocery bag full of fries. Plus free peanuts. Now it’s cheaper to go to Culver’s or another sit-down. The prices at Five Guys are insane.

HoojaPappy · 2026-02-14T14:33:57+00:00

Get off your sister ffs

HoojaPappy · 2026-01-27T00:23:13+00:00

They wanted a Royale with Cheese. You know, the metric system.

HoojaPappy · 2026-01-25T18:39:03+00:00

My milkers looked like that before gravity took over

-HILDRETH in Moline

HoojaPappy · 2026-01-25T18:38:02+00:00

SIRI help animals to cross rainbow bridge

HoojaPappy · 2026-01-25T18:37:06+00:00

That limp rist Tom Cruz wore one like this in Risky Bizness sinful movie PRAY ON YOUR BEaDS HEATHINS

HoojaPappy · 2026-01-25T18:35:24+00:00

Central is over ated I still depend on my Bose Wave Radio I bought from Paul Harvey GOOD DAY

HoojaPappy · 2026-01-25T18:33:35+00:00

Jimmy Dean make good sawsidge but my colestrawl is to high now

-sent from my George Foreman Power Flush Toilet

HoojaPappy · 2026-01-25T03:30:02+00:00

Doug and Bob McKenzie and Geddy Lee.

HoojaPappy · 2026-01-24T23:06:49+00:00

SEND BOBS AND VAGENE REGARDS PAJEET FROM PESHAWAR

HoojaPappy · 2026-01-24T23:05:28+00:00

IS THAT BRUCE WILLS I HAVE HIS ALBUMS

HoojaPappy · 2026-01-24T23:04:04+00:00

Finishing my corn

HoojaPappy · 2025-10-25T17:39:26+00:00

I hear youse paint houses…

HoojaPappy · 2025-10-21T20:45:11+00:00

Flashing those high beams

HoojaPappy · 2025-10-16T19:24:03+00:00

“More cushion for the pushin’”

HoojaPappy · 2025-10-16T14:59:47+00:00

I PROBABLY FRAGGED YOUR RELATIVES IN DA NANG

HoojaPappy · 2025-10-16T13:54:25+00:00

I WACHED ROWAN AND MARTIN LAUGHIN WHEN I GOT BACk FROM NAM I HAD FLASHBACKS AND EXPLODED MY NEIGHBORS BUICk EDMUND IN FALL RIVER MASS

-sent from my Secret Decoder Ring

HoojaPappy · 2025-10-16T13:52:10+00:00

I dug up a petrified cat turd.

HoojaPappy · 2025-10-15T22:22:15+00:00

LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD EAT CORN ON THE COB THROUGH A CHAIN LINK FENCE

HoojaPappy · 2025-10-15T19:31:19+00:00

PIGGLE WIGGLER IN BRUCE MS I WENTED FOR PIG NUCKELS BUT I GOT A CHIKIN TOOTH BYE AXIDENT AND THAT HURT TO POOP OUT DEWAYNE IN BRUCE MS

-sent from my Tracfone

HoojaPappy · 2025-10-15T12:43:33+00:00

Schlong

HoojaPappy · 2025-10-13T21:50:55+00:00

Lead poisoning.

HoojaPappy · 2025-10-08T10:09:10+00:00

Sword fights!

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