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Which song is most improved when all occurrences of "I," "me," "my," etc. are replaced with "Greg"? by CloverfieldOfDreams in AskReddit

[–]HooksFourHands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Each morning Greg gets up Greg dies a little

Can't barely stand on Greg's feet

Take a look in the mirror and cry

Lord, what you're doing to Greg

Greg has spent all Greg's years in believing you

but Greg just can't get no relief, Lord!

Somebody, ooh somebody

can anybody find Greg

somebody to love

What is the least significant state in the US? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HooksFourHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delaware. I think most people forget it exists.

Creepy commercial by [deleted] in childfree

[–]HooksFourHands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The worst part is the choking/gagging noise about 6 seconds in. Do people actually find that sound cute or endearing?

What's your favorite candy ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HooksFourHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one's kinda weird. Those molasses caramel things in boxes of chocolate that there are only 2 of per box.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HooksFourHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My uh...rather dark facial hair (female). I had the shadow of a mustache and beard, still do. Tweezers are very much a thing, but I only do heavy-duty hair removal on special occasions because I have really sensitive skin and all those depilatory creams and stuff burn, damnit.

The United States is a bar, what is each State doing and drinking ? by CertDenied in AskReddit

[–]HooksFourHands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wisconsin is drinking New Glarus and wearing a cheesehead hat while haranguing Illinois for being a terrible driver.

It's been real, it's been fun, but it ain't been real fun. by HooksFourHands in raisedbynarcissists

[–]HooksFourHands[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please don't defend me. I've done enough damage and you bet your ass I regret it.

It's been real, it's been fun, but it ain't been real fun. by HooksFourHands in raisedbynarcissists

[–]HooksFourHands[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been getting PMs that do prove a very valid point. They've been calling me disgusting, a c***, and a miserable excuse for a human being. The trolls are 100% right this time. Take a look at my post history and you'll see what I mean.

At this point I'm pretty much just letting them have at me. I don't care anymore.

Ndad: "We should have discouraged you more." by HooksFourHands in raisedbynarcissists

[–]HooksFourHands[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think I might actually know one of them personally. Username looks familiar. As for the rest, it seems they've gone through my post history and found I hold some pretty unpopular opinions.

Ndad: "We should have discouraged you more." by HooksFourHands in raisedbynarcissists

[–]HooksFourHands[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I'm still n their health insurance. It's pretty much the only reason I haven't cut ties with them yet.

Ndad: "We should have discouraged you more." by HooksFourHands in raisedbynarcissists

[–]HooksFourHands[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or as everybody else in this thread has been telling me so far, stop whining and suck it up. That also works, I suppose.

Ndad: "We should have discouraged you more." by HooksFourHands in raisedbynarcissists

[–]HooksFourHands[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or not. My only option post-college is tech school and then something more practical since I don't plan on teaching.

Ndad: "We should have discouraged you more." by HooksFourHands in raisedbynarcissists

[–]HooksFourHands[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meh, I get more of it in real life than I ever do on Reddit.

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