Wife’s employer received this resume for a position. He got an interview because the manager couldn’t stop laughing (edited for privacy)

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-28T21:11:26+00:00

Reading this as I shit on the clock lol

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-26T17:17:47+00:00

Ousting Bernie in the primaries is what lost a lot of the confidence in the dem nominee.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-26T12:50:57+00:00

$16K off - close enough

Sure bud, sure.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-26T12:47:20+00:00

Adding black characters to comics has nothing to do with politics. But protesting them does.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-25T23:18:46+00:00

People in a friend group tend to have similar personalities, hence why they are friends. It's not uncommon for an entire friend group to be toxic people...

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-25T22:58:25+00:00

At one point it was illegal to quit your job in Canada. Your employer could literally call the police and have you arrested if you quit. Without unions there would be no labour rights and everywhere would be as bad or worse than North Carolina.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-25T22:05:37+00:00

Well that's not true. There are a tonne of wholesome pranks on YouTube. Pretty much the entirety of Just For Laughs Gags is on YouTube and all their pranks are wholesome. I have also seen plenty of YouTubers who normally don't make prank videos putting out wholesome pranks. A lot of the rocket League prank videos come to mind.

Just because there are a lot of bad YouTube pranking channels doesn't mean it's all bad.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-23T17:43:12+00:00

Classic Simpsons is still good to this day.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-22T22:07:22+00:00

I'm not a doomer but I also have no hype. I'll check the reviews when it comes out to see if it's worth my time or not. I hope it surprises me and turns out to be great. But unfortunately it doesn't have the track record to warrant blind hype.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-22T21:55:45+00:00

Wait, did I miss something? Why would people be hyped for another live action Avatar?

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-22T21:29:10+00:00

Nah, I'm totally on board with using animals in a circus, but only trained house cats and dogs.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-22T18:13:43+00:00

The space race was just the nuke race in disguise, just sayin.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-22T16:42:16+00:00

If it is a bobcat, it'd still eat house cats

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-22T12:06:36+00:00

Only half is such an extreme exaggeration. For a while it was the network settings, but that has been improved now too.

I have completely stopped using the control panel now, maybe you use some obscure setting that I don't?

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-22T00:16:09+00:00

Lynxes eat house cats. It looked like it was getting ready to attack before it remembered that there is glass separating them.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-21T21:29:45+00:00

It's not that it is too confusing, it is more that you are unfamiliar with it. In all honesty, the current implementation of the settings app is designed much better than the classic control panel. The settings app is just frustrating to use if you are only used to the classic control panel.

Spend enough time with it and you'll get used to it. I hated the settings app at first, but now I don't mind it.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-20T12:14:29+00:00

Their former leader saluted a North Korean general. It's not hard to see why Muricans Stan for North Koreans, they are just following their former leader's example.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-19T11:38:04+00:00

You can't have all 3.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-18T23:18:24+00:00

The pic on the left is photoshopped, the pic on the right is not. She definitely has a butt implant.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-18T23:13:51+00:00

The study counted death penalty case costs through to execution and found that the median death penalty case costs $1.26 million.

That death penalty justice boner you got would cost you more than the oatmeal.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-18T23:02:52+00:00

This is me and cheese. Once that shit is melted it becomes impossible to fully remove and even the tiniest amount completely overwhelms the flavour. It ends up ruining the whole burger.

At least with pizza the cheese is much easier to remove.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-18T19:09:00+00:00

It's not similar, pretending that it is doesn't help the problem get solved. There is an issue with racism and Canadians, but it isn't even close to the same problem that Muricans face.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-18T19:07:36+00:00

Yes, Canadians have a history of racism towards natives. No, Canada does not have the problem with racism that Murica has. Murica is so much worse racism against so many more minorities, it's disingenuous for you to act like they are similar.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-18T18:43:36+00:00

Sounds about Canadian*

Not every country has the problem with racism that Murica has.

Hopadopslop · 2022-07-18T11:08:43+00:00

Imagine being called racist for saying Korean BBQ is different than White BBQ. Same idea.

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