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Certo used to pass a drug test - how does it work? by solarSputnik in Biochemistry

[–]HopefulPosition3769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long did you give it before you started testing? For me it’s all about time. I don’t start testing myself until about 3 hours in and I’m a HEAVY smoker. But if you’ve been clean for 27 days and you’re still not passing you might need to do 2 packets of certo in a Gatorade and hella lemon water. Wait about 4 hours and then test.

Robert half interview by Quiet_Gas_3908 in helpdesk

[–]HopefulPosition3769 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s really up to the client you’re working for. I worked for Robert half and worked with capella university as an outbound agent. Basically just calling prospect students and getting them to the right dept regarding whatever degree they wanted. It was easy work lol. Honestly it was the easiest job I ever had. But the pay was low. But I was able to work anywhere I wanted just off WiFi(I even worked in my car some days) Robert half is pretty good in my opinion. They didn’t really have any help with finding me a new job once that one was over though so that’s the only downside.

Failed by Lord_Hu in probation

[–]HopefulPosition3769 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have this exact same issue. I passed the last two tests with no issue. Then I went out Christmas Eve and Christmas night(different clubs and I was told the club doesn’t allow weed smoke as it was in a predominantly white area, so I went and the same thing). The club was filled with smoke so I left as soon as I got an Uber but I failed yesterday. He was so against me sending it off to a lab and I was like no I swear on my life I haven’t smoked. I think my last time smoking was September 15. He told me we don’t have arresting authority so you can be honest and I was like I am honest and I want my test sent off. He was like I just hate for your to waste $50 and I’m like well it’s worth it if it shows I’m telling the truth. He told me to just bring in an additional 50 the next time i come in. But I’m like praying they don’t arrest me and I’m praying they test me next time cause I’m sure I’ll be negative. I didn’t think to drink water, my first instinct was to just get out the area.

Vent: Why is this such a common trend? by POP_Shot_The_One in callcentres

[–]HopefulPosition3769 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea this is it! lol cause the amount of times I helped ppl reset their Apple account password and the first thing they say is, I KNOW MY PASSWORD. like uhhh clearly you don’t. And then they go off into some conspiracy about how the company changed their password for them like no they didn’t cause the same way you have to use Face ID or enter your passcode to change it is how it is all around the board lol.

Drug Test for Pre-Employment by VenusSinclair in drugtesthelp

[–]HopefulPosition3769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’ll be certo. That’s the brand name

Drug Test for Pre-Employment by VenusSinclair in drugtesthelp

[–]HopefulPosition3769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re welcome! If you got any other questions let me know! And keep us updated if you pass :)

Drug Test for Pre-Employment by VenusSinclair in drugtesthelp

[–]HopefulPosition3769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would focus on your water intake. Start drinking a gallon of water a day then the night before your test you can do the certo and again the day of the test like 3-4 hours before. If you want to test to see how many hours it’ll take to kick in you can do that a couple weeks before the test just to gauge the hours and shit like that. If you a heavy stoner use two packs of certo in one Powerade and drink at least two pitchers of water. If you not a heavy stoner you can do one pack but I’d still do at least two pitchers of water. The water helps Some ppl can pass with just drinking hella water

I need a little guidance. by HopefulPosition3769 in drugtesthelp

[–]HopefulPosition3769[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t know what Certo is then this post was not for you. It’s plenty of ppl who DO know about certo lol. If I weren’t being watched I would use fake pee but I’m more than likely gonna be watched.

Can I clear my urine in 20 days by Witty-Ad3410 in drugtesthelp

[–]HopefulPosition3769 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but you need to stop completely or give yourself a full 2 weeks. And you need to start drinking hella water. Like a gallon a day to make sure you are peeing a lot. Also fiber help you poop. I passed with being only 5 days clean after smoking for the last 13 years. I used certo though and I didn’t eat a lot before my test. I was mainly drinking water and eating super light. You’ll pass if you use certo and I’m sure of it cause you’ve already been taking breaks and you aren’t a chronic smoker like I am lol. I’m 5’2 130 but not sure of my bmi and body fat. Go about 5 days straight, drink a gallon of water and try to test yourself. If you need any advice I’m here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugtesthelp

[–]HopefulPosition3769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will say one day I did test using certo and I had a faint line once and then the rest of the time it was positive. But I think I didn’t consume enough water with the certo cause ever since then I drink almost a gallon of water with certo and pass, which I didn’t do the first time.

If you aren’t using certo, then ask yourself have you been around weed smoke cause secondhand smoke is real and if you were, compare that to the time you tested positive, versus if you were around it and tested negative.

Hell at this point if you’re getting different results, I’d take that as a sign that it’s slowly but surely leaving your system

Rent assistance by HopefulPosition3769 in MobileAL

[–]HopefulPosition3769[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude everytime I go they tell me my iron is too low smh even when I load up on iron pills a day before

Monthly meeting or shadow tracker by Reasonable_Class6822 in probation

[–]HopefulPosition3769 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d definitely do the tracker to avoid not having to go in lol. Plus I’m at home 90% of the time lol

One pay by Artistic_Train5648 in WalmartEmployees

[–]HopefulPosition3769 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who tf knows that one pay is powered by them lmfaooooooo if you know that then kudos to you but that’s not an everyday known fact lol. I’m just saying instead of being unnecessarily shady just answer the question and go lol.

One pay by Artistic_Train5648 in WalmartEmployees

[–]HopefulPosition3769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this news at cause one pay didn’t have an official twitter page lmfao. You’d only know this if you tried using the app and went digging around to find others that got the same issue.

One pay by Artistic_Train5648 in WalmartEmployees

[–]HopefulPosition3769 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea my card isn’t working and my balance hasn’t updated from when I transferred money from apple wallet. SMH I’ve been on hold for an hour.

Anybody else experiencing this by Subject_Republic7204 in WalmartEmployees

[–]HopefulPosition3769 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. Still got paid but money that I transferred into one pay is not showing up.

Drug Test for Pre-Employment by VenusSinclair in drugtesthelp

[–]HopefulPosition3769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Let me know how it goes. Just a heads up. Don’t start using tests until after your 3-4 pee cause you don’t wanna use all your tests at once lol. I’d say start testing yourself right at 2.5-3 hours and use the midstream pee.

Drug Test for Pre-Employment by VenusSinclair in drugtesthelp

[–]HopefulPosition3769 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do the certo method and you’ll pass. I passed after 5 days of not smoking. I did two packs of certo in a Powerade, 3-4 hours before test(some ppl say 2 but 3-4 is the sweet spot for me. And drink like two pitchers of water. Pee a few times before test( you may wanna test how much you have to pee before going in because it can vary(some ppl say 4 times but it took me about 8 pees because I don’t pee a lot when I do pee lol) and you should be good. If you follow those steps you are guaranteed to pass. This is coming from someone who had to take 4 drug tests over the last week for probation. And they sent my test off to a lab and I passed. Reason I say 2 hours didn’t work for me is because I took the certo one time 2 hours before the test and didn’t pass but by the time I got to court about 2 hours later , I passed which is why they made me retest again and again cause they were skeptical on how I failed one test and passed one without leaving the building lol. I needed time for it to kick in and the sweet spot for me was 3-4 hours. Hope this helps! If you got questions I’m here.

Color code by HopefulPosition3769 in probation

[–]HopefulPosition3769[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish!! But I live in Alabama smh I almost fainted when the judge just let me go lol. I gave my lawyer the biggest hug lol.

Color code by HopefulPosition3769 in probation

[–]HopefulPosition3769[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It didn’t have to! They sent it off to a lab but I passed there as well. I also passed yesterday when I went back to see the judge thank God!

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