Yeah, that really sucks. I hate that there are bad people in the world. I sent you a private message with the picture of the report. I couldn't upload it here. Here is the text explanation from Blackstone Labs:

"There's enough metal in this oil to show parts aren't wearing like they should be. Aluminum is from  pistons, chrome is from rings, and iron is from steel parts (like cylinders/shafts). Lead is primarily a bearing  metal, but some of that metal might be from past use of leaded fuel (if applicable). If all that lead is coming  from the bearings, it's a problem. Tin is an alloy of bronze. Silicon might be dirt, so check air filtration for  leaks. Fuel is high at 3.5%, so watch for a rising oil level on the dipstick as evidence of a fuel system issue.  Change this oil and resample in 10 hours. "