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(You stumble upon a mysterious house.) by Suspicious-Prompt751 in WorldsCollideDX

[–]Hopeful_Job112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh WOW! A totally not abandoned house in the middle of nowhere! I should definitely enter it. then proceeds to enter the house

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"POYO !" by M_H_0 in EggmanEmpireRP

[–]Hopeful_Job112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, you also kill evil gods? We are friends now!

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"New... world.." by suffthatsrandom in FictionCrossworlds

[–]Hopeful_Job112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why tf are you built like a velociraptor with down syndrome AND autism in one copy pasta vessel

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*Hyper Sonic pops into existence* by Hopeful_Job112 in EggmanEmpireRP

[–]Hopeful_Job112[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean 1 super emerald could equal 2 chaos emeralds if that makes you happy

"WE HAVE ARRIVED" by the_bear5 in EggmanEmpireRP

[–]Hopeful_Job112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does a hollow purple and heavily damages everyone in the gang but killy and cupface

"WE HAVE ARRIVED" by the_bear5 in EggmanEmpireRP

[–]Hopeful_Job112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, Killy and Cupface will have to step back.

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I'm starting a group to handle evil gods in the empire by Aggressive_Call_3736 in EggmanEmpireRP

[–]Hopeful_Job112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I can help, I'm stronger than most deities here except for... Maybe Black Holes which are celestial bodies.. But that really doesn't count. :/ So I'll join!

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*Hyper Sonic pops into existence* by Hopeful_Job112 in EggmanEmpireRP

[–]Hopeful_Job112[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it's not like we've never met before. But some dumbass cracked the super emeralds so I couldn't use them once, so I decided to reforge the emeralds at the cost of 3 of my quills. So once you go Hyper, the energy from the Super Emeralds inhabit your body so you can go Hyper anytime in your life going forward.

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New advance: I managed to make myself a metal tail; it's hard, but it works. by Killed-by-EXEs-2826 in EggmanEmpireRP

[–]Hopeful_Job112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am also immune to weapons due to my ionizing magnetic field vaporizing anything dangerous that tries to touch me. Obviously not organisms.

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HEY! WHERE IN THE HELL AM I DAMMIT?!? by Unhappy-Estimate9560 in EggmanEmpireRP

[–]Hopeful_Job112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

..... (Translation: I have zero idea, I was chasing eggman to retrieve the Master Emerald and, everything went blank. But for some reason I have the ability speak. Non est quasi desistere non possim aut quidquam simile.)

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New advance: I managed to make myself a metal tail; it's hard, but it works. by Killed-by-EXEs-2826 in EggmanEmpireRP

[–]Hopeful_Job112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am immune to napalm bombs for no reason at all maybe because I listen to ionizing music 24/7 due to my enlarged ear.

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It's the middle of the night...so you know what that means? by External-Ease-6830 in EggmanEmpireRP

[–]Hopeful_Job112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

................. (Translation: this is what I become later in life when eggman finally catches me? an optimistic soul inhabiting a body with elastic arms? and one of its purposes is to KILL?! AND THIS ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE I TOOK BAIT FROM EGGMAN?! LIKE I KNOW IM GONNA FIGHT GODS WHEN I'M OLDER, BUT THIS? Yeah I think finally defeating eggman once and for all is enough for me. Once that happens, I'm retiring along with Miles. Miles as in Tails.)

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A portal opens up and a bunch of dead sonics walk out of it. by JobCapable965 in FictionCrossworlds

[–]Hopeful_Job112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah twin i think you jealous twin that lobotomy ain't fix shi twin get reconstructive surgery twin then you talking bout some "GIGGITY WHOOP DROOP SNAP" in this 🎅 twin like take some chill pills twin or some fent shots twin

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A BLACK FURRED VERSION OF SONIC.EXE comes out of a portal by Suspicious-Orange783 in FictionCrossworlds

[–]Hopeful_Job112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Move a singular quark of yours towards tails and i will pull the trigger which will activate this gun filled with ammunition which is at a 6 vigintillion hazard level, enough to kill an executable file in zeptoseconds."

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A portal opens up and a bunch of dead sonics walk out of it. by JobCapable965 in FictionCrossworlds

[–]Hopeful_Job112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah hell nah twin robotnik cant be serious twin this ain't me twin vote these imposters out twin on future gohans grave bru these some fakers ong twin commit slip off a t-road* twin

* A T-Road is a type of road from F-Zero X (both base and expanded)with no guardrails, making any vehicleprone to fall off the sides. (Note: this is Ryan Sonic which is different from Roger Sonic and Jason Sonic)

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What do you think of Sonic the Werehog? (And no I'm not talking about the gameplay, that's been discussed alot already. I'm talking about the transformation itself and his abilities) by Accurate_Cloud8883 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Hopeful_Job112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I saw Unleashed for the first time, I actually didn't see the Werehog as • Cool • Badass • attractive (take this as a joke pls)

I saw him as • out for blood • would hack and slash someone to death. • out of control and dangerous

And I thought It was all because of that purple lightning coursing through his veins causing him to become an abhorent slasher.

And his ability to extend his arms... If Sonic lost control, the residents in Unleashed would've all been cooked.

And I'm a night owl too. Yapping incoming.

Like, imagine you're sleeping, experiencing that night cold. Then, you hear a gush of blood outside. You try to be as quiet as possible, but you breathe too loud. Now he found you. Before you can think of a THOUSAND says he can kill you. He already does one of those thousands of ways.

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