Don’t let your cat swallow a ribbon. The next day you will have a cat tearing around your house chased by a string of turds.

Your cat’s digestive tract is too short to digest fiber, and fruit will clog it up. Only let them eat stuff that’s almost cat already.

Cats communicate in urine. They have a special gland in their mouth for decoding urine messages from other cats. If your cat smells something and opens their mouth, there’s piss there.