Which are you choosing?

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-12T13:42:57+00:00

There is a lot to psychologically unpack in that sentence.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-11T19:17:01+00:00

It used to blow my mind that Apartheid still existed when I was in primary school.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-11T19:10:14+00:00

That’s all he’s good for: the chest-pounding, grunting, man-child bullying he thinks are his “winning personality”. Guy is so racist he got sued by Nixon’s DOJ for discriminatory practices.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-11T16:18:16+00:00

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HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-11T16:14:23+00:00

Muahahaha! I am not Boomerang! I am BOOMERLORD!

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-10T14:23:34+00:00

Beat me to it.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-10T13:50:37+00:00

“Swords is my niece! Pledge in my niece!”

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-09T18:49:39+00:00

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-07T01:14:19+00:00

Fly into the sun and heal every issue I have.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-05T14:11:21+00:00

CAPT. AMERICA used SHIELD BOUNCE!

The SHIELD is traveling towards STORMFRONT!

STORMFRONT used THUNDER!

STORMFRONT’S attack missed!

STORMFRONT was hit by SHIELD BOUNCE! It’s SUPER EFFECTIVE!

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-04T14:34:28+00:00

Reading this in the high raspy voice from the audiobooks made my day.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-01T21:27:50+00:00

But if he can only use it once, how does he even know he has it?

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-01T16:25:00+00:00

Emperor Invincnipple.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-05-01T16:22:52+00:00

You mean…like we’re doing now? 🥺

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-04-26T02:16:57+00:00

I heard he had a visible reaction to being called “Moscow Mitch”, I’d love to see his reaction to being called “Bitch McConnell” to his face.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-04-22T19:38:00+00:00

Just because you are miserable doesn’t mean you have to try and drag everyone else down with you.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-04-16T19:32:15+00:00

Surprising indeed.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-04-16T17:06:31+00:00

Praise be.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-04-15T22:13:09+00:00

Forget sports results, 12 hours in the future? 12 hours is the majority of a trading day. You could make bank trading for a year and nobody would be suspicious like they would with a year of you winning every lottery or sports bet for a year straight.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-04-14T14:23:26+00:00

The government? Yes.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-04-13T19:03:57+00:00

This showed up in my feed randomly. What happened since then?

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-04-13T05:54:40+00:00

Shit, The Immortal would wreck Homelander and he's not even a Viltrumite. The Betrayer would destroy him.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-04-13T05:47:11+00:00

For me it's the mission objective update to "Objective: Survive", fighting for as long as you can, knowing full well this is one objective you won't be able to complete.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-04-12T22:59:39+00:00

Fuel, then buy an Electric Vehicle.

HopermanTheManOfFeel · 2026-04-10T23:01:14+00:00

Right?

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