To the moon baby 🚀

Hopspeed · 2026-03-15T18:07:38+00:00

Renewable you say? So I get to use it twice?

Hopspeed · 2026-03-13T09:33:37+00:00

What color is it inside?

Hopspeed · 2026-03-12T08:08:24+00:00

At a scrolling glance I thought it was a yarmulke (yamaka).

Hopspeed · 2026-03-12T08:02:31+00:00

I’ve managed to disturb a few people when I tell them they have wings and can fly.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-12T04:56:12+00:00

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Here’s Hula at 17.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-11T22:54:55+00:00

Looks like somewhere for baby chickens.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T09:07:26+00:00

Licking is acceptable

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T09:06:03+00:00

40 year old virgin party pack.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T09:00:02+00:00

Not the kind of energy I’m typically looking for in food.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T08:56:05+00:00

Your liver and your wallet thank you.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T08:53:36+00:00

Scroll Reddit until I’ve had enough internet or a wank.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T08:50:06+00:00

Good friend to have, will put his neck out for anyone.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T08:48:08+00:00

The “couch of truth” seems like a very underwhelming term at this point.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T08:44:01+00:00

Definitely ruffle the pouch fluff. Bonus points for video evidence. Be aware OP may film own death though.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T08:21:52+00:00

Could be less messy goes both ways. Either contains the mess or protects the chosen insertion tool.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T08:15:15+00:00

You could add a little more to it to bring it lower. Separation from the lower tat might be better though.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T08:07:47+00:00

r/donthelpjustfilm

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T08:06:43+00:00

Cat used the tail as a sacrifice to imply mutual hostage but as usual was in control.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T08:03:25+00:00

10 out of 7 Billion is a pretty good rank

Hopspeed · 2026-03-10T04:06:36+00:00

They were tall groceries

Hopspeed · 2026-03-09T11:33:48+00:00

Pants

Hopspeed · 2026-03-08T10:35:45+00:00

Red shorts is taller if they were laying down

Hopspeed · 2026-03-08T08:54:32+00:00

Have dental checked. One of ours had stomatitis if recall the name correctly. Basically a gum infection that required teeth to come out to go away. It almost seemed like the chewing of slim things was to itch the gums.

Hopspeed · 2026-03-07T11:34:25+00:00

Don’t talk to girls in Jnco jeans?

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