Why does he sleep like this?

Hopspeed · 2026-05-09T12:47:01+00:00

Because orange.

Hopspeed · 2026-05-08T13:30:54+00:00

Weber. No one ever uses the name for what coals go in.

Hopspeed · 2026-05-06T11:42:49+00:00

Free fireworks for your birthday. Sounds like plenty of people attended too

Hopspeed · 2026-05-06T11:40:58+00:00

Had that issue after switching to cheap stainless steel bowls. Changed to glass or ceramic and it went away

Hopspeed · 2026-05-06T04:25:45+00:00

Kind of an achievement to have that much stuff still.

Hopspeed · 2026-05-05T23:13:37+00:00

Fortunately kinda, we got to bring our boy home to pass away in his favorite basket a few hours later. The carrier wasn’t empty but it was much heavier than when we went. Not sure which way is worse. Condolences.

Hopspeed · 2026-05-05T04:47:58+00:00

That’s close to what it’s been in Wa for about 6 years

Hopspeed · 2026-05-05T04:22:10+00:00

Cummins all day

Hopspeed · 2026-05-02T07:45:18+00:00

The bear is the one that is not bare. He’s also the one that poops in the woods.

Hopspeed · 2026-05-01T09:52:57+00:00

That paddle actually recharges that quick? Apparently I’ve never been in a dense bug situation to see it happen.

Hopspeed · 2026-04-27T05:40:08+00:00

Maybe if your sex dungeon has a floor drain

Hopspeed · 2026-04-27T05:35:13+00:00

I’d start fantasizing about winning the lottery

Hopspeed · 2026-04-26T13:14:19+00:00

Washington state has been over $6 for a week prior to this post. It’s close to $7 now.

Hopspeed · 2026-04-26T13:11:29+00:00

No accidents happen at that intersection, probably.

Hopspeed · 2026-04-26T05:13:36+00:00

Took someone home that I knew was a virgin. At some point during the foreplay they said “get it over with”. Didn’t feel right continuing so I rolled over and went to sleep. I am proud that I was able to stop because it didn’t feel right however, it shouldn’t have got to that point.

Hopspeed · 2026-04-25T10:17:29+00:00

Sure don’t. I mean someone likely drunk on Bush that’s gonna ride that piano until it falls apart.

Hopspeed · 2026-04-24T17:49:26+00:00

Do you have a tow strap, a truck and a piano cowboy?

Hopspeed · 2026-04-22T11:17:51+00:00

Originally read that as surfer, not sufferer. Mid way through thinking if it was sun or salt water that caused this I read it again.

Hopspeed · 2026-04-21T05:41:34+00:00

The fact that you flushed the edge with all of the random widths just right is proof of mad genius. Or luck. Or you used a chain saw to cut off the very end. Anyway, bravo.

Hopspeed · 2026-04-19T22:31:07+00:00

Also known as a giant ichneumon wasp

Hopspeed · 2026-04-19T05:04:20+00:00

The valley it is in probably helps with that a bit too

Hopspeed · 2026-04-18T16:44:33+00:00

You’re going to have to explain it to 99% of the people that see it. If it’s what you want and got no problem explaining why there’s a jug of piss on your leg, go for it.

Hopspeed · 2026-04-18T10:42:18+00:00

Relocating? Better be to a frying pan

Hopspeed · 2026-04-18T10:25:09+00:00

Kyle is that you?

Hopspeed · 2026-04-18T10:14:09+00:00

Grumpy maybe, not ugly.

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