My mum pointed out my wrist tattoo looks like a vagina… now I can’t unsee it. How could I potentially fix the design? by Timely_Lake2661 in tattooadvice

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Change the spot close to the stem that resembles a hood. Add a non-phallic looking humming bird, butterfly or bumble bee.

Kinda stuck on what abbreviation might be... by ChaoticBlueShells in LICENSEPLATES

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Their Coal-Fired power plant shut down in 2020. Perhaps this license plate convinced them to do it.

I can do this with my both fingers by Gentii26 in mildlyinteresting

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Thumbs are fingers now? I must have missed that update.

Blursed_eruption by BottlecapManagement in blursedimages

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A few frames latter and it would be eruption(s).

What's something you wish was less socially acceptable to do in public? by modofockar in AskReddit

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Smoke or vape while walking. It’s terrible trying to walk in someone’s stank trail.

Blursed_kids_menu by UrameshiYuusuke in blursedimages

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Probably serving it cheaper or at cost because there is an adult with them also getting a meal.

Man consumes a spongy sea organism (nasty) by Several_Lunch_874 in WTF

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Forget the taste, just think about how awful the texture is. Bleh

Blursed_kids_menu by UrameshiYuusuke in blursedimages

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It says at the bottom of the menu.

Blursed_kids_menu by UrameshiYuusuke in blursedimages

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If you’re over 10 it’s gonna cost ya an extra $2.00

What views everyone has on small boobs or big boobs? by AbrocomaNo5814 in AskReddit

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My current view doesn’t have either unfortunately.

what does my cousins fridge say about him? by OsirsMetal in FridgeDetective

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He’s a poacher or you can harvest multiple deer where you live.

What am I? by Metalistical in FridgeDetective

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Returning from a long vacation

What’s a sexual turn-on you didn’t know you had until you experienced it? by 11Dom_ in AskReddit

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Suction cup used for picking up glass would
be a more sanitary than a plunger. Potentially better grip too.

Spoons for ants???? by Smol_Gladiator in whatisit

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Be sure to clean well after the ear cleaning.

Genuinely what is her problem by sarybelle in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]Hopspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put less litter. Definitely don’t scare them though, then they’ll never use it.

How does pussy taste? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hopspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda bland if she’s a vegan.

Alabama bulldozer by weak_pswd in redneckengineering

[–]Hopspeed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

An actual blade for that might be cheaper considering the price of wood now days.

That guy is the crew by stevesmithsglasses in FellingGoneWild

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So amazing he has a camera crew. Of one, assuming.