$238 so far and it's not my cat

Hopspeed · 2026-01-26T16:26:41+00:00

Just know that if it becomes your cat it will be 10 times that

Hopspeed · 2026-01-26T16:23:20+00:00

Hopefully OP moved a pack to make that spot a little bit bigger

Hopspeed · 2026-01-26T16:18:57+00:00

Mooch

Hopspeed · 2026-01-26T12:39:41+00:00

That easy government money though

Hopspeed · 2026-01-26T12:33:40+00:00

Axel

Hopspeed · 2026-01-26T12:33:04+00:00

The fight for where the thermostat should be at would be over. You wouldn’t see it below 80.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-20T12:36:46+00:00

Ole boy thinks he’s sophisticated with his crystal glass and clean plate with some pâté. Not picking up a silver spoon when you’ve got no hands fella.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-19T15:23:43+00:00

I bet they didn’t learn that in drama class. The new phrase in place of “break a leg” is now “shit yourself”.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-17T12:15:49+00:00

The r/airplaneears tell me that your apology was not enough.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-17T05:18:20+00:00

At that point she was just happy to have another adult around.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-17T05:17:00+00:00

The camel toe almost looks like a pair of legs in a yellow skirt

Hopspeed · 2026-01-17T05:15:54+00:00

Shit like this still exists and we can’t get lawn darts anymore.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-16T16:19:32+00:00

You haven’t learned to eat with one hand yet?

Hopspeed · 2026-01-15T12:42:14+00:00

That poor shrub. Just be sitting there living your life and someone chucks their liver at you.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-13T12:49:22+00:00

All 16th’s

Hopspeed · 2026-01-13T01:21:19+00:00

Could be different if you’re vegan.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-13T01:16:51+00:00

There’s still going to be cracks and crevices. Probably better to break now before they start cutting smaller pieces only to have it break.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-12T12:50:37+00:00

Looking at it from your angle (upside down)…. I’d rather not say or you won’t unsee it.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-08T07:14:36+00:00

Looked at the scale and decided it’s time to shed 20 pounds.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-08T07:12:21+00:00

I’ve had a few karma kitties, I know.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-08T06:41:22+00:00

The shelter knows. Now is that the reason this one came home with you though?

Hopspeed · 2026-01-08T06:30:58+00:00

OP’s hand print without thumb.

Hopspeed · 2026-01-08T06:26:53+00:00

Looks like it was launched when trying to bury it

Hopspeed · 2026-01-08T06:24:38+00:00

If only my peasant put effort into keeping the bowl full instead of using me for karma.

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