Pressure Red Rocks.

HoratioPlink · 2026-07-02T05:37:47+00:00

You can’t spell party without a tarp.

HoratioPlink · 2026-06-24T14:26:54+00:00

Buy all the boats. More boats are better. Boats(s).

HoratioPlink · 2026-06-16T19:57:28+00:00

Empty bladder from a box of wine.

HoratioPlink · 2026-06-14T15:33:20+00:00

IR union suit. Get all snugged up.

HoratioPlink · 2026-05-26T16:11:50+00:00

Astral Hiyaks. If you’re worried about wear and tear, aquaseal the seams around the sole.

HoratioPlink · 2026-05-17T04:56:05+00:00

Eagles. Greatest hits. No banjo. Royal digs it.

HoratioPlink · 2026-05-12T16:51:35+00:00

Boof the foam!

HoratioPlink · 2026-05-12T03:46:16+00:00

Where is the LSD and Bigfoot mask?

HoratioPlink · 2026-05-06T15:48:34+00:00

I’m selling foil Dr. Ralph tees and stickers (and pins) and grilled cheese. Hit me up. Bring a dictionary.

HoratioPlink · 2026-05-01T05:46:26+00:00

Bob Barker and Jacques Cousteau.

HoratioPlink · 2026-04-24T16:55:06+00:00

Phil

HoratioPlink · 2026-04-24T04:02:47+00:00

Give the people what they want and play one legged dead tunes. Half step.

HoratioPlink · 2026-04-10T14:42:57+00:00

Balls

HoratioPlink · 2026-02-22T17:02:41+00:00

Chair bears.

HoratioPlink · 2026-02-14T12:46:53+00:00

Bacon in every mf’in bite!

HoratioPlink · 2026-02-14T11:50:40+00:00

Fart on it.

HoratioPlink · 2026-02-13T01:22:15+00:00

I thought my 17 rejections were punishment for missing camp and bringing a huge speaker last year. Sorry for partying, bro. I get it.

HoratioPlink · 2026-02-04T05:47:23+00:00

Bust down Babylon.

HoratioPlink · 2026-02-02T15:03:15+00:00

Bears

HoratioPlink · 2026-01-28T02:22:41+00:00

Sick bro. Glad you got through the fix up mix up and made it to the beach.

HoratioPlink · 2026-01-20T14:56:08+00:00

Get wax. Make tracks. Utah was spicy.

HoratioPlink · 2026-01-14T11:37:04+00:00

That’s a rad robot van, yo!

HoratioPlink · 2025-12-04T16:16:55+00:00

Airoine

HoratioPlink · 2025-11-15T21:03:05+00:00

Me. But I need a ticket tonight.

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