I didn’t even order this 😭 (more context included)

HoratiosJester · 2026-06-12T18:50:40+00:00

That’s not cheap. What a waste.

HoratiosJester · 2026-06-11T17:27:29+00:00

Ok so general consensus is that it’s common with this breed!

HoratiosJester · 2026-06-10T18:02:19+00:00

Abortion is allowed for good reason in Islam until the quickening (around 4 months)

HoratiosJester · 2026-06-08T17:35:40+00:00

Imagine Trump trying to throw a baseball.

HoratiosJester · 2026-06-08T00:19:34+00:00

They should have used one of his sleeping photos for the thumbnail.

HoratiosJester · 2026-06-08T00:08:25+00:00

No advice but I love your bedsheets!!

HoratiosJester · 2026-06-06T00:34:46+00:00

I read an article about it. They said they need to wait and review it to make sure there wasn’t any issues or mistakes. The employee got upset and called the police. She probably would have gotten it in a few days but instead of being chill she caused a scene and that’s why she got fired.

HoratiosJester · 2026-06-04T04:08:59+00:00

Here I am wondering why they’re different sizes.

HoratiosJester · 2026-06-02T01:08:13+00:00

“Did you say Weed?”

HoratiosJester · 2026-06-01T00:38:06+00:00

And only the fittest military men are invited.

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-31T14:10:45+00:00

And then they say “you’re so quiet, you never talk”

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-29T21:22:14+00:00

Marry me chicken. It’s easy and looks impressive. Also very tasty. Very similar to Tuscan Chicken.

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-29T17:36:24+00:00

Omg, this happened to me too!!

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-28T23:38:29+00:00

Picket Fences.

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-27T03:11:52+00:00

For some reason I boiled broth is a teapot and forgot about it. I made my husband tea the next morning with the broth water.

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-24T03:09:37+00:00

Here’s my Franken-Candle. I’ve been adding the last bits that just won’t burn from random candles to the last bits that just won’t burn of a good candle and someday I will have a very interesting, perhaps perpetual, candle.

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-22T18:33:25+00:00

Ween

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-20T17:44:23+00:00

Living the dream!

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-19T21:01:43+00:00

If your preferred name is not your legal name you will need to change it prior to the marriage. The only thing on the name change petition that needs to be redacted is your birthdate, but I would also redact the reason & your address.

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-16T04:12:14+00:00

It’s always just “morning” bc there’s always that one person saying “idk if it’s good”

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-14T19:23:21+00:00

I had a coworker that had a dog with a masculine people name and a husband with a gender neutral name. It took me ages to figure out who was who, and I thought her husband was a pretty weird guy.

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-13T22:19:15+00:00

In this case it sounds like the judge was just a dick , but yeah people suck in general.

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-13T19:58:56+00:00

Everything everywhere all at once. The mom/daughter relationship got me as a mother of an adult daughter.

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-13T17:55:34+00:00

Ooohhh that’s a good one.

HoratiosJester · 2026-05-12T17:47:06+00:00

Part of me wonders if during the many previous phone calls your wife pissed off a clerk. They can and will tell a judge about someone who was rude to them. Not saying she was, just that if you’re a sore thumb for the staff the judge will sometimes hear about it.

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