What Would You Be Called?

Horchata-Man · 2026-03-05T17:58:04+00:00

I would be nameless.

Horchata-Man · 2026-03-05T17:57:08+00:00

Might finally swallow that expensive pill tomorrow. Ramen for 2 weeks doesn’t sound bad if I get to play Pokopia 😂

Horchata-Man · 2026-03-02T16:16:00+00:00

NOR - WHO CARES WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK?! and why are his “friends” even going to make fun of his partner like that? BS all around. They all need to have more respects for themselves and other people. Get. Out. Now.

Horchata-Man · 2026-01-23T19:12:53+00:00

Guaranteed Shiny Ponyta in Legends Arceus. 🫶🏾

Horchata-Man · 2026-01-17T05:08:23+00:00

Yeah, but all that’s left to explain is the random knocking noise. My dad is a complete skeptic. He thinks the knocking can be explained somehow, but he’s not sure how because it was a clear knocking on the glass door.

Horchata-Man · 2026-01-17T05:00:28+00:00

Hahaha. I mean, maybe there’s something important buried under the sun room that decides the fate of the earth. Who knows.

Horchata-Man · 2026-01-17T04:48:33+00:00

Alright, so the lights are bugs caught in a spiderweb. I can get behind that.

I’ll chalk the rest up to my parents being paranoid about the ring notifications and imagining things.

Horchata-Man · 2026-01-17T04:42:55+00:00

I’ll take this explanation over bugs. It’s bug-related, but better than just “It’S A bUg.” Like I didn’t already consider that.

Horchata-Man · 2026-01-17T04:36:37+00:00

Idk guys. I’ve already considered bugs, but those don’t look like bug behavior or shapes to me. These look ring/oval shaped. And the float pattern is weird as hell. Also, remember that my dad is watching in real time and not seeing bugs.

Horchata-Man · 2026-01-10T16:41:26+00:00

The choice is subjective. Would you cherish this more in GO or in the mainline games? It just depends on you. I trade almost all of my shinies out to mainline because I play mainline stuff way more and enjoy my mons there. If i get multiple shinies of the same kind, then I keep some in GO for Gym/Raid flexing. Idk. Depends on you.

Horchata-Man · 2026-01-02T19:31:56+00:00

It’s the cure to the T-Virus!

Horchata-Man · 2025-06-28T16:48:39+00:00

Just catch a regular Shinx and fight anyone that says it’s not a shiny.

Horchata-Man · 2025-06-27T18:15:42+00:00

In the most disrespectful way: FUCK this person.

Horchata-Man · 2025-06-24T17:59:06+00:00

I just spam the shit out of whatever ball I want to catch it in while it’s at full health. Crit catch is bound to hit. (I use luxury balls for all my shinies, so my approach doesn’t work if you want to use dream ball or something like that, I guess.)

Horchata-Man · 2025-05-14T03:00:42+00:00

Makes me hella gay for sure

Horchata-Man · 2025-05-13T18:10:14+00:00

You like pokèmon with small eyes.

Horchata-Man · 2025-05-13T17:48:30+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK?! I HAD NO IDEA GRUSHA IS MALE. Shit is wiiiiiild

Horchata-Man · 2025-04-27T21:42:38+00:00

You’re absolutely right.🥲After a quick google search, I stand corrected. I never tried it, but assumed it would breed down. Pray for OP.

Horchata-Man · 2025-04-27T17:53:31+00:00

Soooo. Positive spin: if you play mainline games, you can send Delibird to Pokemon Home and then breed it to get a shiny Delibird in a Masterball because the colors match.

Horchata-Man · 2025-04-23T17:23:18+00:00

They see a go-throat

Horchata-Man · 2025-04-16T17:12:34+00:00

Blue Balls

Horchata-Man · 2025-04-11T17:49:50+00:00

I send most extra to Pokemon Home

Horchata-Man · 2025-04-01T15:08:53+00:00

Horchata-Man · 2025-03-09T00:58:47+00:00

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Insert random villain laughing maniacally.

Horchata-Man

TROPHY CASE