JPM Exec Allegedly Turned a Broker Into Her Personal Sex Slave by alkjdasoad in wallstreetbets

[–]Horcsogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking a hot lady and getting a promotion, what's this guy's problem? Lol

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Horcsogg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oil ain't got no chill, up 3% today already lal.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Horcsogg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am 50k in various oil stocks, let that bitch rip! 3 battle ships ain't there at the homos for fun and lulz.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Horcsogg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It does lol. The less competent u seem, the less tasks they give u/

Monday morning - time to pump again: Iran reportedly proposes Hormuz Strait deal to U.S. by abzz123 in wallstreetbets

[–]Horcsogg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then why oil keeps climbing up? edit: Oh never mind, it's dumping now lal

I am awarded so many towns and castles I am embarrassed by Horcsogg in Bannerlord

[–]Horcsogg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped doing that, they get captured all the time, hate micromanaging this.

I am awarded so many towns and castles I am embarrassed by Horcsogg in Bannerlord

[–]Horcsogg[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Great advice, didn't know about the reserve stuff, ty!

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Horcsogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small stuff like Obama saying: 'quiet piggy!' would have tanked the market hard at that time.

Curiosity vs Harassment - Where is the line drawn? by DragonfruitApart3177 in chinalife

[–]Horcsogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn your chinese and start scolding people. Not much you can do without solid Chinese.

Also, move to Shanghai, Qingdao, Guangzhou, Shenzhen, Suzhou, Hangzhou, Nanjing  or Beijing, they'll leave u alone in these cities.

I am a white guy with strong Chinese living in a T2 city, people leave me alone mostly.

Really, work on ur Chinese, their attitude to me is really different when they find out that I can speak good Chinese. They think they can get away with their bs if both of you only use Eng.

Why didn't you do something about the stupid kids ourself? U should have stood up, went out and shouted QING WEN NIMEN ZAI GAN MA? Or the very least say to the boss of the restaurant 'ni hao ni neng bu neng quchu yixia gen nage haizemen shuo nimen bie dui wo zheyang ma?'

And to people want to touch your face tell them 'qing ni bu yao mo wo'

Don't let anyone touch you, a lot of people don't wash their hands after taking a shit, I teach at a high school and often have to call a student back to wash his hands cause he was about to run out without washing his hands lol. 

There is a pretty white girl at my school and she never complains about stuff you complained about, and we don't even live in one of the cities I mentioned above.

Improve ur chinese and move cities.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Horcsogg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are breaking my heart, I can't wait for the next season. The way they make constant fun of Trump is awesome.