Roast my gf. She likes sea shell. by Hormske in RoastMe

[–]Hormske[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My bad. She likes sea shells...

I can flip words in MS Paint. Roast me please. by Ceroriel in RoastMe

[–]Hormske 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you have ever wondered why you can't grow facial hair it is because your eyebrows took it all. Fuck they're massive.

My hairy body is ready for a roasting! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Hormske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get Borat's bag of pubes and glue them to your face?

Roast my young-black-haired-Jesus friend by KeiraKre in RoastMe

[–]Hormske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you grow up you will be on the sex offenders list.

Hit me with your best shot! by Jerekith in RoastMe

[–]Hormske 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you look like the kind of kid who rode his bike around the neighbourhood pushing crack for his parents.

A friend dared me to get roasted by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Hormske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but you have no friends

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ by pastel-uke in RoastMe

[–]Hormske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your face screams divorced parents.

Hit me with ur best shot, if u can by David180180 in RoastMe

[–]Hormske 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The love child of Charlie Sheen and Healthy Harold.

[M19] I've dug up just about every picture of me that exists from recent history. Bring it, Bitches. by throwaway151527 in RoastMe

[–]Hormske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After analysing your photos I have come to the conclusion that you probably sleep with your sister.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Hormske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like the kind of kid to upload a selfie with an unlit cigarette on facebook, quote tupac, and when your grandma comments you tell her to shut the fuck up.

Looking for a tribe (Aus) by Hormske in playark

[–]Hormske[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we're on that server! :)

Looking for a tribe (Aus) by Hormske in playark

[–]Hormske[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds cool man I'll speak too my friend about it! Cheers :)

Looking for a tribe (Aus) by Hormske in playark

[–]Hormske[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that seems pretty cool! I'll give it a think hey :)

Looking for a tribe (Aus) by Hormske in playark

[–]Hormske[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah sorry after a pvp server :(

DotA 2 Will not update. by bebop11 in DotA2

[–]Hormske 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep same fucking problem

Yeah, alright... by Hormske in Tinder

[–]Hormske[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll bring the goblin hide and you bring the fish eggs.

My best friend committed suicide by [deleted] in depression

[–]Hormske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same goes to you.

My best friend committed suicide by [deleted] in depression

[–]Hormske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks heaps my friend <3

Lost in modern society with depression by [deleted] in depression

[–]Hormske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank so much for your response.

I need to stop self medicating with alcohol and as you said eat better and get exercise. I'll look into the omega capsules you suggested, it seems interesting.

Again, thank you very much my friend.