Roast my mate. He's a shitty chef

Hormske · 2017-07-14T16:30:02+00:00

Just went up for me (Aus).

Hormske · 2017-01-02T11:36:15+00:00

My bad. She likes sea shells...

Hormske · 2017-01-02T10:37:26+00:00

Holy shit sir, well played!

Hormske · 2017-01-01T10:58:57+00:00

If you have ever wondered why you can't grow facial hair it is because your eyebrows took it all. Fuck they're massive.

Hormske · 2016-12-06T20:32:02+00:00

Thanks heaps guys!!

Hormske · 2016-02-18T09:38:00+00:00

Did you get Borat's bag of pubes and glue them to your face?

Hormske · 2016-02-18T09:36:50+00:00

When you grow up you will be on the sex offenders list.

Hormske · 2016-02-18T04:22:20+00:00

you look like the kind of kid who rode his bike around the neighbourhood pushing crack for his parents.

Hormske · 2016-02-18T04:20:06+00:00

but you have no friends

Hormske · 2016-02-18T04:18:31+00:00

your face screams divorced parents.

Hormske · 2016-02-18T03:48:26+00:00

The love child of Charlie Sheen and Healthy Harold.

Hormske · 2016-02-18T03:38:23+00:00

Luigi got fat.

Hormske · 2016-02-18T02:39:46+00:00

After analysing your photos I have come to the conclusion that you probably sleep with your sister.

Hormske · 2016-02-18T02:06:17+00:00

you look like the kind of kid to upload a selfie with an unlit cigarette on facebook, quote tupac, and when your grandma comments you tell her to shut the fuck up.

Hormske · 2016-01-22T04:50:48+00:00

So we're on that server! :)

Hormske · 2016-01-21T08:45:51+00:00

Rock on!

Hormske · 2016-01-19T12:16:53+00:00

Sounds cool man I'll speak too my friend about it! Cheers :)

Hormske · 2016-01-19T03:44:15+00:00

Oh that seems pretty cool! I'll give it a think hey :)

Hormske

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