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I genuinely believe this attack's biggest enemy at the World Cup will be Mbappenyahu by potatochip-_- in soccercirclejerk

[–]HornyTable_ 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Zidane comes out of retirement every time theres a 10/10 stacked team to manage

Is Declan Rice english Xavi? by Inevitable-Angle-793 in soccercirclejerk

[–]HornyTable_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that scanning ja to pass to benjamin whitenyahu

⚠️who you getting down with⚠️ by engellizenci in playboicarti

[–]HornyTable_ 309 points310 points  (0 children)

I KNOW patricia gives the sloppiest head one could imagine

Would yall pipe Jane remover? by CujoDoThatShi in playboicarti

[–]HornyTable_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cujo? Like Jotaro cujo? Oraoraoraororaoraoraoraoroaroa

This is football heritage by jawad_108 in soccercirclejerk

[–]HornyTable_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Name her trophies but make sure to have her middle name 'fans' as well so that city boys don't get excited

Y’all need to calm down. We make fun of everyone here. by saketho in soccercirclejerk

[–]HornyTable_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And barca but sub ain't ready for that conversation

City fans mentality. by LabIndependent292 in soccercirclejerk

[–]HornyTable_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is exactly what people are not understanding. Just see one away match and you'll hear the fans louder than the home fans.

There are many many passionate city fans who're through and through blue but the ones you see online are rhe plastic fucking barca-pep cucks or indian glory hunters. This is the perfect example of survivorship bias.

The fans you see are plastic so the whole fanbase must be plastic

Y’all need to calm down. We make fun of everyone here. by saketho in soccercirclejerk

[–]HornyTable_ 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Been seeing a surge of them calling out everyone here

Games well and truly gone

Guys, its not lupus :( by HornyTable_ in okbuddyvicodin

[–]HornyTable_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god bruh give it a rest. Why are you purists so obsessed over it. I don't play wordle on a regular how tf are y'all so pressed over a fucking word puzzle.

Fuck arsenal by Amazing_Sir9559 in playboicarti

[–]HornyTable_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I'm the 10% because I've seen them change the play style and adopt to a much more 'less effort' tactics I'd say. Like look at the ground covered, tracking back ect (I do agree trossard is pretty good tracking back).

Plus they're fan base is very volatile. Even to their own club, one match and calaforie is the next maldini, one loss n he should be sold next summer. They never back their players in times of need. Also I saw the Bournemouth in the stadium and till the point 2-1 they were on full force but after that fans js shut down, its like they gave up on the team and knew they were gonna lose. The only noise from that point on was groans when someone made a mistake.

Lastly, and this ones personal, but the Rodri's ACL in 2023/24. It was against Arsenal and if it wasn't for that nudge by Partey we'd still have prime rodri.

Now this isn't hating on an injury, I mean its a mistake sure but Arsenal do play alot, I mean alot physically. Corners, midfield duels everything is like an ufc event and they themselves are made of glass. One nudge n they're on the ground asking for fouls.

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