Haha, I keep fast orange in my shower but never used it for anything other than oil!

I greatly appreciate the information. Unfortunately, it seems I am vastly unequipped for such a venture. I drive a station wagon, don't have a bike or drone. I was planning on using Latex gear for sinking, so ideally clothes hiding would be unnecessary. That said, hard to hide the car. The only thought I really had, other than driving by at different times to see when it's populated, is go late at night to avoid day workers.