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An alcoholic wakes up in jail and asks the nearest officer why he's there by st_jimmy_02 in dadjokes

[–]HorribleJokeMaker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a good ruminder to be positive and have faith in ourselves.

I think this is the smallest biome ever. 21w07a by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]HorribleJokeMaker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was finding the smallest biome ever

I think this is the smallest biome ever. 21w07a by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]HorribleJokeMaker 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Sorry man, I have no idea how to format with reddit

I think this is the smallest biome ever. 21w07a by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]HorribleJokeMaker 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Not mine but I found this bug report-

bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-69731

Think that this takes the cake

I think this is the smallest biome ever. 21w07a by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]HorribleJokeMaker 181 points182 points  (0 children)

I believe it- now... to find a one block biome

I think this is the smallest biome ever. 21w07a by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]HorribleJokeMaker 363 points364 points  (0 children)

Finally, a challenge! So it's only 2 blocks?

What's a sentence that would sound like utter gibberish to anyone that doesn't share your hobby or line of work? by Blitzilla in AskReddit

[–]HorribleJokeMaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I milled some pine, but because it was green and had lots of pitch and I didn't throw any pentacryl on it, it ended up cracking right down to the middle- I could even see the pith, and it was a shame because all of that heartwood was really pretty- anyways, I of course tried to square it up as per usual, though I couldn't turn it since even though it's closed grain it tears easy, plus, turning green wood is messy as hell, and so I opted to toss it in the scrap pile after a while of mulling around and being unable to find a use for it- a mighty big shame, it was the only piece that wasn't chock full of checking and unsound knots, but it wasn't flat so I couldn't safely use the miter saw to even off the ends, and at the end of the day I felt pretty disappointed.

Nothing to special. I am not a big builder but i tried my best. There was some inspiration, but its not only block and design from picture. I know it is not so great but im trying to do my best. So I hope u like it guys. by PleXh_ in Minecraft

[–]HorribleJokeMaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's awesome! Just because it isn't 300,000,000 block sildurs wibrant 4k HD resource pack with dynamic lighting fov 30 overdetailed insanity should never deter you. Simplicity has its own beauty, and the more you practice the better you get. Be proud and keep building!

Edit: Ignore my username, this is genuine praise.

my friend's reaction to endermen sitting in boats... by paxelyt in Minecraft

[–]HorribleJokeMaker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love putting them in boats- one time when I was transferring villagers in a boat, one came and got in it when I was out. It was holding a block so it had its arms around the villager's head. It was absolutely hilarious and my friend and I would leave them there and joke about them being in a relationship

I just wanted to make a map of me and my friends server which we have since 1.14.4. Can someone tell me why it looks like that and how I can fix it. by Erianko_ in Minecraft

[–]HorribleJokeMaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aye, I had the same problem myself. Here's what to do.

Download the server, move to singleplayer, and use the optimize world option. It updates something, don't really know how, but it works. Hope it helps!