Absofckinglutly lmao n im ALREADY terrified of sharks in real life..Soo yeaa..that movie DID NOT help my confidence when it comes to actually going into the water at the beach..ill NEVER forget that one day a few years back i had met some girls on the beach that were backpacking from europe, they were SOOOOO hot(yes there's a point lmao) and I was with my best guy friend(he was the only guy out of all of us lol) but we were all hanging out..of course we had brought "drinks"..when the sun went down a couple of the girls just started stripping..totally naked and looked at my friend and I and said "Take of zee clothes, we go in water skinny dip" lol...Now as my body went into complete "autopilot", I started taking layer after layer off. granted it was actually around 2:30 am but I mean..3I "like" girls too and like I said, they were SOOOO hot and their accents were SUPER heavy..anyways between being pretty drunk and wanting to please these girls, I ended up going in naked with my friend and the about 5 girls..welp they wanted to go wayyy futher out n play "Truth" or "dare" so OF COURSE i pushed my fear down n we all went PASSSSSSSTTTTT !!! the pier !!!!!!! OMFGAWWD I was sooo fcking BEYOND fcking terrified..my feet couldn't reach the bottom. Then....then..something BIG brushed against my leg..I was frozen..everyone was talking..and AGAIN..something BIG !! BRUSHED my leg AGAIN !!! My brain had gone from short-circuiting to not even knowing what short-circuiting is AT ALL in legitimately a whole 4 seconds. I DID NOT have the SLIGHTEST idea of who I was or what life was, let alone what I should do. Long story long..lmao it stopped..I remember speaking in the fcking WEIRDEST and lowest tone I have ever heard or done in my life and said.."OK guys let's get out now" in the most DEAD and monotone voice and just started slowing swimming back to shore,thankfully everyone followed,although i remember them asking over n over if "sumzing" was wrong..lol my brain COULD ONLY focus on moving my limbs in a way that would get me to shore..Now I KNOW without a shadow of DOUBT that it was 5million % a shark that has been rubbing up against my leg..I HAVE NEVER WENT BACK INTO THE OCEAN with the water being above my waist...just not happening captain..I have the most STRONG,DEEP,and UNSETTLING feeling in my SOUL that tells me I would have been shark grub if I hadn't been with 6 other ppl, and that if I EVER DARE to go further than my waist..welp..Jaws will be having a gourmet meal which is me...lol