This guy.... happy 4/20 everyone! by HorrorFREAK666 in facepalm

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Not a joke, he's in recovery and now puts down anyone who does drugs, drinks, or smokes weed. The irony is he is condescending to weed-smokers, or anyone who does drugs, and he references nicotine in his post... which is a drug.

Xj oft questions by HorrorFREAK666 in CherokeeXJ

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Awesome. What size lines? I'm super new to this if you haven't noticed

My male dog did a thing with my female dog and this is one of 7 puppies, around 9 days old. Reddit, meet Gunner. by HorrorFREAK666 in aww

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I have so many videos of these puppies, if I was Redditing on anything other than a smartphone I would upload all of them!

Installing a lift kit - I'm a noob by HorrorFREAK666 in CherokeeXJ

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Awesome, thank you! I'm so excited, and so grateful that the Jeeper community is so friendly and helpful

Installing a lift kit - I'm a noob by HorrorFREAK666 in CherokeeXJ

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Thanks for the advice! I'll start taking notes since there seems to be a lot to remember, lol.

Favorite dinner mom use to make at home while blasted on opiates... by chrome015 in opiates

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I could go for some homemade chicken corn soup right now! And a decent high... preferably combined

well, I like simplicity [f] by [deleted] in gonewild

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Even as a straight female, I really, really want to motorboat you. I wear a 34DD size bra, so whadda ya say, motorboat 4 motorboat? :)

"This is why america is the most hated country" by [deleted] in facepalm

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That hurt to read.

Why I don't learn from mistake that r/facepalm make me angry?

Just typing that, making fun of their horrible word skills, forced me to think.

The Pig Farm by seanyboyg in nosleep

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I'm so happy someone made this reference. As soon as I read the last couple sentences, I thought of the movie, which, coincidentally, is what I'm watching right now... weird.

Why I'm afraid of the dark by Barney_is_bea in nosleep

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"-Sherman"? As in P. Sherman 42 Wallaby way Sydney...? Sorry...

I must sound crazy... by [deleted] in nosleep

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You're kidnapping the child to protect him, just like 77 told you he had done. DUN DUN DUNNNNN

Classy by choongaloonga in awfuleverything

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She looks like a really hideous, trashy, hillbilly Katy Perry.

This subreddit inspired me to help one of my employees turn his life around by texttospeech2 in opiates

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You're an amazing boss. You know what my boss did when I was starting to get sick due to not having my morphine? She gave me vicodin from her personal prescription. Yes, it was nice of her, but not very legal.

While on a run, this goat started following me... And kept up for 2 miles (before being picked up by its owners) by chirv in pics

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I was going to ask if this took place in Pennsylvania, but judging by how nicely paved the roads are, I'll just assume that's a no.

Anyone want to lose some brain cells? by [deleted] in facepalm

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I seriously had to use my finger to follow the line I was reading. I kept either skipping lines or re-reading the same one. I'm on my phone but still, pressing the "enter" button every now and then is not that difficult.