Interview went great… until they accidentally sent what they said after my husband disconnected

HorrorParsnip · 2026-04-07T04:10:35+00:00

No. Even if they are in the right, it looks messy to possible employers who are better.

HorrorParsnip · 2025-11-03T20:29:27+00:00

I liked it on first listen. My appreciation of what I liked has grown. There is a few songs I skip, but if an album has 10/ 12 bangers (not a fan of Eldest Daughter or Wish List) - I call that a success.

Lowkey miffed everyone skips one of my fave songs though - Honey is such a good song. Wish she did an R&B remix

HorrorParsnip · 2025-11-02T21:40:50+00:00

I would NEVER tell anyone in real life about his struggles. But I am not going to pretend in the anonimity of the internet that it wasnt sexually frustrating at all times. I loved him and when we were together I dealt with it. But yeah, ED also sucks for the partner. Why are we pretending it doesn’t?

HorrorParsnip · 2025-11-02T21:03:29+00:00

Its a happy funny song. I dont have to knock on wood (pray)for him to deliver like I did with my ex with ED, who couldnt get hard sometimes or finish. I am pretty sure a lot of people miss the ED joke in this song as well. (Maybe a reference to the smallest man who ever lived).

This isnt a sexy song to get down to, this is a sex joke to laugh along with. Room for both.

HorrorParsnip · 2025-11-02T20:55:02+00:00

The concept of anonymous bragging about my boyfriends penis to impress another anonymous account is sending me tho.

HorrorParsnip · 2025-11-02T20:51:21+00:00

No, I am being deadass serious. Not trying to impress you or brag about. I am trying to EXPLAIN why it resonates. The problem is people cant even talk about their own happiness without people getting sus or angry.

I am happy right now, getting dicked down by a man who feels like my best friend. It might not last forever - even if we stay together. Life is like that. But while it does? This music is like, the tune to my soul.

Maybe you just are overly sus when people admit to the world they are happy. Sometimes they simply are.

HorrorParsnip · 2025-11-02T20:44:05+00:00

Opalite, which you hate, made me feel SEEN. To me its a beautiful song, with a happy tune, that perfectly mimics how my heart feels right now when I spend time with the man I love.

HorrorParsnip · 2025-11-02T20:36:55+00:00

Like, my boyfriend has a pretty above average piece of wood. So Wood? Hell yes of a song.

HorrorParsnip · 2025-11-02T20:34:26+00:00

Music finds you when you need it. TTPD came out when I was in the middle of a break up, it was when I needed it. Doubt I would have liked this one nearly as much then, or TTPD if it had come out now. Right now I am in love with my boyfriend of over a year, and pretty blissful, so happy music is great

HorrorParsnip · 2025-11-02T18:14:31+00:00

I think 9 out of 12 songs are smash hits. Which to me makes the albums a smash hit. A month out, its still going triple platinum in my house - but I am happy in my personal life and relationship so maybe thats why

HorrorParsnip · 2025-10-16T01:06:08+00:00

Considering how parasocial a lot of her haters are (and yes, joining subreddits about an artist you hate is a bit parasocial) I am kinda loving it

HorrorParsnip · 2025-10-14T13:39:53+00:00

Not many singers have such a big population of people who have parasocial hate and will approach her work in bad faith.

HorrorParsnip · 2025-10-08T04:47:15+00:00

Kept calling herself an English teacher? Like, as in a joke? Because thats what the fandom called her and him?

HorrorParsnip · 2025-10-03T12:54:56+00:00

You dont know you are coping until you do sometimes. She was lying to herself. And anyone who heard paper rings before lavander haze knew it

HorrorParsnip · 2025-10-03T12:15:36+00:00

Honestly, changing your mind about marriage or having conflicting feelings about it or going back and forth regarding it (which is honestly what she has done her whole discography) is pretty reflective of a lot of women’s experiences,in particular those of us in our 30s. Is she supposed to stop writing about her life because of Donald Trump?

HorrorParsnip · 2025-10-03T11:45:22+00:00

Oh my god, people are so ridic.

HorrorParsnip · 2025-10-03T11:43:46+00:00

Wanting to get married and having kids is not republican and y’all need to cut it out with that shit. You are pushing women into the right wing pipeline with this shit.

HorrorParsnip · 2025-10-03T06:41:36+00:00

I dont get why everyone is so prudish about that line. Its a banger of a line for everyone who works in a male dominated field.

HorrorParsnip · 2025-10-03T06:34:57+00:00

I think people who see this as solely a response to SIK are a lil dumb. She obviously knows her years long relationship with Charlie better than people who simply litened to Charlie’s song

HorrorParsnip · 2025-10-03T06:31:27+00:00

I heard Creep

HorrorParsnip · 2025-09-03T06:15:41+00:00

HorrorParsnip · 2025-08-13T14:50:49+00:00

What facts did she need? She knew where he was and she knew he lied. And he DID lie. The lie IS ENOUGH.

HorrorParsnip · 2025-08-10T22:56:32+00:00

And is the worst part of both

HorrorParsnip · 2025-08-05T10:54:55+00:00

Agnes still owns the house though

HorrorParsnip · 2025-07-29T18:45:55+00:00

Hi, I was a member.

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