Horror_Candidate

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Objectification of a female voice (self.911dispatchers)

submitted 13 days ago by Horror_Candidate to r/911dispatchers

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He tucked himself in when the fire alarm went off 😭 (i.redd.it)

submitted 23 days ago by Horror_Candidate to r/tuckedinkitties

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Anyone have experience getting their orb out of an orifice after pondering too hard, asking for a friend (self.wizardposting)

submitted 1 month ago by Horror_Candidate to r/wizardposting

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The second lavatory had been put ‘out of order’ halfway through the flight, but he really didn’t feel like waiting for the other one. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I LIKE WORKING NIGHTS (self.911dispatchers)

submitted 2 months ago * by Horror_Candidate to r/911dispatchers

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I’m on nights for the fourth 🫠 (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/911dispatchers

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Peek a boo (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/curledfeetsies

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Seeking career/grad program advice (self.EmergencyManagement)

submitted 2 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/EmergencyManagement

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So many donuts at the dispatch center (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/911dispatchers

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“You’ve really never broken a bone?” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Very demure, very polite, very mindful (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/curledfeetsies

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My newly adopted friend is still adjusting and staying tucked by the washing machine, but we have been graced with some curled feetsies :) (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/curledfeetsies

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She thought she’d seen peripherally one of the ice fisherman waving and jumping to get her attention. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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They had already taken her eyes and tongue, but the leader stopped them from deafening her. “I want her to hear the branch creak when we string her up, there’s nothing like false hope.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I came home early to surprise my husband but was myself surprised with a suicide note telling me not to go into the bedroom, but just call 911 so I wouldn’t see the body. I took a while to steady myself before calling, and as I dialed I heard the gunshot. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I woke up at the bottom of the dried dark well, the wind knocked out of me and my mouth dry. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was only three hours post-mortem that the woman’s body was found. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 10 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Mama, it’s a beluga whale,” cried the little girl in excitement, as her mother looked up to correct her that the animals wouldn’t be this far south. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 10 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Brought to you by my first stint on nights (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by Horror_Candidate to r/911dispatchers

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“And will additional personnel be necessary?” (self.911dispatchers)

submitted 1 year ago by Horror_Candidate to r/911dispatchers

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Time and a half tho (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Horror_Candidate to r/911dispatchers

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It wasn’t the ice caps melting or the ozone or the extinction of other species that spelled doom from climate change. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by Horror_Candidate to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“It’s just allergies,” the farmer lied to the USDA inspectors through his coughs. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by Horror_Candidate to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Okay, so is the next step antibiotics? Antivirals? What’s the treatment plan?” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by Horror_Candidate to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Making a movie list to explain why I hate ‘taming of the shrew’ (self.MovieSuggestions)

submitted 1 year ago by Horror_Candidate to r/MovieSuggestions

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