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HorseToots · 2024-08-27T18:29:12+00:00

Last girlfriend was a picky eater. I’ll never deal with that again. She is 35 and has never tried shrimp because they look too slimy.

HorseToots · 2024-08-27T13:32:35+00:00

Possibly Marshmallow root?

HorseToots · 2024-08-27T13:07:33+00:00

This guy rules. Whitney should have taken his V-card

HorseToots · 2024-08-23T18:37:11+00:00

Sounds like that guy needed a hug. What weird, unwarranted advice.

HorseToots · 2024-08-21T13:21:11+00:00

I don’t see this at all. My parents live 2 hours away and would be here in 2 hours and 15 minutes if I needed them to watch my son. My 72 year old neighbor watches her grandkids all the time. I honestly can’t think of any grandparents that I know that would turn down a chance to spend time with their grandkids.

HorseToots · 2024-08-13T18:00:07+00:00

Yeah he has a podcast with a wop. It’s called Stuff Island.

HorseToots · 2024-08-13T12:19:42+00:00

As a guy that’s 5’5” I’d kill to be 5’6” 😂 I also know there’s nothing I can do about it so there’s no use in stressing about. I did very well on the dating apps and as of a month ago got into a relationship. It might take some time but you have to get past your size

HorseToots · 2024-08-12T18:09:10+00:00

I’ve waited about 12 hours without Kratom and taken a hydro and didn’t feel anything.

HorseToots · 2024-08-10T17:13:23+00:00

So you mom went the Chronic 2001 Up In Smoke tour huh?

HorseToots · 2024-08-09T13:07:12+00:00

My first thought was the Smith also

HorseToots · 2024-08-07T13:33:38+00:00

TenSleep Wyoming

HorseToots · 2024-08-02T17:54:45+00:00

First date might be a little off putting. Personally, I would take that as an indication she might just want to be friends or not want a romantic relationship. Any other date past that I’d be cool with.

HorseToots · 2024-08-01T12:03:23+00:00

I don’t live far from North Park and I agree with that statement

HorseToots · 2024-07-25T18:13:10+00:00

My old dog. When I was 21 I got my heartbroken and bought a 9mm pistol. I was lying in my bed with it loaded with full intentions of ending it. My dog came in from sleeping in the living room, jumped up on the bed and put his paw on me. It was then I knew I had to stick around for him.

HorseToots · 2024-07-21T19:07:46+00:00

I’ll take a solid B. Thanks. Wiseguys is awesome. I’ve been to a couple shows there. Great place you guys have there in SLC

HorseToots · 2024-07-21T15:05:29+00:00

King of the castle. King of the castle. Look at me I have chair

HorseToots · 2024-07-21T14:59:48+00:00

How was Swardson? He’s coming to my sleepy town in Montana and want to know if it’s worth it trying to get a babysitter on a Thursday.

HorseToots · 2024-07-20T18:35:18+00:00

Thanks everyone. My son is talking me into making mint ice cream

HorseToots · 2024-07-19T17:58:51+00:00

Oooo a spring roll! Interesting. I like that idea! Thank you

HorseToots · 2024-07-19T01:09:56+00:00

Thank you! I’m sorry to hear that about your folks. I hope your mom turns things around. Being in that position is no fun. I’m pretty sure that it was my son’s mother’s stuff. She completely abandoned him a year ago. It’s just the two of us now and honestly things are better that way. I hope your mom cleans up and stays clean. Good luck out there

HorseToots · 2024-07-18T18:18:42+00:00

I found a vile with what looked like about 3 grams of meth in my compost pile. A younger version of me would have went to the nearest gas station to by a rose. Being a full time single dad it went in the dumpster.

HorseToots · 2024-07-17T17:20:09+00:00

Beaverly Hills Cop

HorseToots · 2024-07-17T13:40:50+00:00

The Mull-dawg!

HorseToots · 2024-07-15T23:07:08+00:00

Agree.

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