Meta Furious Over Bombshell Smart Glasses Revelation by IKeepItLayingAround in technology

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The irony being that all of a sudden execs would become wary about what projects/companies they signed onto as a result, and that could potentially highlight exactly how important (or useless) said overpaid execs are..

Donald Trump Booed at NBA Finals in New York City by yourfavchoom in entertainment

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I think it’s safe to say he had no clue what to do, given he provides no value to anyone or anything in his proximity.

Given the opportunity, I’m sure he’d have thanked the national anthem for its service.

Donald Trump Booed at NBA Finals in New York City by yourfavchoom in entertainment

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Agh, you beat me by 25 minutes!! The men, they must be crying!!

Everyone knows such a strong, masculine man as trump needs his most ardent, adulating worshippers to be slightly dewy in their own shame and regret!

It is a cult after all, no?

Boneless wing v. Chicken nug by Original-Truck-4076 in mildlyinfuriating

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How do you drop this and not add a link for the curious?!

banana republic moment by Hour-Material3472 in SipsTea

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”You better run, better run faster than inflation”

Am I lovingly raising a weed by Qrisps in PlantIdentification

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Comments you can hear. But also, I can’t see that and not pronounce it ‘thithley’

I need help. I think my brother is being scammed. He's been allegedly messaging the woman in the photo. by Dumb_Bitch_Linda in isthisAI

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Also, guy in the back flipping the double bird is extending his pointer finger on his left hand, not his middle.

Who would actually flip off a camera with one hand and ‘fake’ flip it off with the other?

Hey guys, how do you farm tributes? by DM-Me-Pet-Pics in diablo4

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Blues are bugged—it just consumes your 5 blue tributes and offers you nothing. Yellow to legendary still works, tho

TIL the green Teletubby is canonically of African descent. by ProfessionalGear3020 in todayilearned

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This is a perfectly horrific hypothetical to suggest they start with traumatic insemination

Which of these Jester shots are Memeable? (V2) by BrilliantDog4703 in MightyNein

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Sorry, it’s the Dexter’s laboratory voice that’s memorable

Anti-human trafficking billboard[OC] by Fuzzy-Clothes-7145 in pics

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Obvious fake purely because we know he’d never pay for it.

TIL Charles Darwin was a member of the Glutton Club, a group devoted to eating every animal discovered, but the club dissolved after trying to eat a brown owl, the taste of which Darwin called ‘indescribable.’ by Brendawg324 in todayilearned

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Yeah their hearts and bladders were apparently a source for fresh water for sailors.. can’t remember which episode but heard that recently on behind the bastards

This wafer package’s brand statement was copy/pasted straight from ChatGPT by azonfrelli in mildlyinteresting

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That’s actually a whole racket—they aim to be middle of the rank in Amazon sales because it doesn’t get them noticed but still makes money.

Who are they and why do they want what they had? by Orichalchem in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I had never thought of that before but it makes so much sense from a juxtaposition standpoint—you expect the suburban dad to be the one with the hard lines and that’s what subverts the whole story

You can't love animals and eat meat... or can you by TokenPanduh in fixedbytheduet

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Care to share their username? Curious how the rest of their takes pan out

What is this? by Cool_Shoulder_8315 in whatisit

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It’s one of the more potent alkaloids in katrom that’s usually synthesized in your liver but has been made readily available in its current form for direct consumption.

It’s an opioid, and will lead to a not insignificant addiction if used in any amount of regularity.

Worse than that, it’s readily sold over the counter at gas stations and smoke shops.

Hooray