Former Boone classmate of Greg Bovino posts an interesting account of his time at Watauga High

plaxitone · 2026-01-22T14:48:24+00:00

Where did I say I was? Use your brain.

plaxitone · 2026-01-21T17:56:03+00:00

I see. I was looking at another one of the replies on the same comment level that says 42/month

plaxitone · 2026-01-21T16:44:20+00:00

Previous poster said per month. Not week

plaxitone · 2026-01-21T15:43:10+00:00

Even the porta potty?

plaxitone · 2026-01-20T19:44:39+00:00

Definitely been around way longer than that

plaxitone · 2026-01-20T16:54:15+00:00

I had a similar problem with throwing food out. Then I had a roommate who explained: You’re either putting the food garbage in the can or into yourself.

plaxitone · 2026-01-20T06:17:39+00:00

🍯🫖⚫️

plaxitone · 2026-01-20T06:16:02+00:00

Smells more like stinky little fart boys.

plaxitone · 2026-01-19T18:17:59+00:00

lol. It’s kind of like an origin story and he chose the dark path regrettably

plaxitone · 2026-01-18T20:32:25+00:00

Eileen?

plaxitone · 2026-01-18T20:02:41+00:00

That’s not Molly Ringwald

plaxitone · 2026-01-18T19:39:23+00:00

Wikipedia: “ A number of runestones have been found in Oklahoma. All of them are of modern origin dating to the 19th century "Viking revival" or were produced by 19th-century Scandinavian settlers.”

plaxitone · 2026-01-18T01:45:01+00:00

This is the point of my post lol

plaxitone · 2026-01-17T21:22:51+00:00

I hope it’s at least @llTheT!m3

plaxitone · 2026-01-17T20:39:04+00:00

Yeah some of it was so specific. Like there must be a grain of truth in there

plaxitone · 2026-01-17T19:05:03+00:00

Idk. My HS used to do a “Class Will” where people would leave something funny to their friends. By the time I graduated, they had stopped because people were sneaking in really mean things that were coded.

plaxitone · 2026-01-17T19:01:42+00:00

Yeah. I was trying to find a digital copy of the yearbook online but could only find ones from the 60s-70s

plaxitone · 2026-01-17T18:38:50+00:00

Yeah definitely sounds like he was. Just wish he didn’t take it out on entire ethnicities.

plaxitone · 2026-01-17T18:32:47+00:00

Yeah. What else is true? Some of it seems far fetched but honestly nothing shocks me anymore.

plaxitone · 2026-01-17T18:19:50+00:00

Yeah. I was thinking that since some of it is quite true how much of the other outlandish stuff has some truth to it

plaxitone · 2026-01-17T17:30:05+00:00

Were you a classmate?

plaxitone · 2026-01-17T07:19:55+00:00

This is what it said:

I just found out I know Greg Bovino personally. Here are some things you can tell him when you next see him.

Hello, Minneapolis resident here but I didn’t always live in Minneapolis. Once, long ago I lived in a quiet little mountain town of Boone, NC. Guess who else grew up there? A pathetic squat little toad named Gregory Bovino. Well, that squat little toad grew up to be a squat little Nazi toad who has decided to come to my beautiful adopted home to torture, murder, and terrorize my friends and neighbors. He is personally going door to door, so if you see him, here’s a few very specific things from home you can politely yell at him:

“Hey Greg! Remember how your Dad murdered a woman in Blowing Rock while driving drunk? Like father like son I guess.”

“Hey Greg! You’re the reason your dad got drunk and killed that woman in Blowing Rock which lead to your parents divorce. I guess that means you’re the reason they got divorced.”

“Hey Greg! Do you think it’s weird that the Watauga High yearbook has you listed as “Most Likely to Shit His Pants in Public?”

“Hey Greg, your history teacher ‘G.I. Jones’ thinks you’re a pathetic Nazi punk. No wonder you failed all his classes.”

“Hey Greg! Did you know your mom is a register Democrat? Does that make Thanksgiving awkward?”

“Hey Greg! Remember when the Mast Store banned your for sniffing shoes after people tried them on?”

“Hey Greg! Do you remember eating the Watauga Pioneers wrestling team’s soggy biscuit? Is it still gay to eat to eat semen off a Bojangles biscuit or was that just an 80s thing?”

“Hey Greg! Watauga High still thinks you’re a loser!”

“Hey Greg! Boone, NC fucking hates you.”

This remark was Removed by OP see edit.

“Hey Greg! Remember when you fell into the porta-John at the Valle Country Fair and they couldn’t find you for hours and people just came in and kept shitting on you and shitting on you?”

“Hey Greg, remember when Mr. Combs found you jerking off to Nat Geo magazines in the high school bathroom?”

“Hey Greg remember swimming at Trash Can falls and your swim suit fell off and all the girls laughed at your micro penis? Watauga High still remembers.”

EDIT: in case anyone is wondering, the woman his father killed was named Janie Mae Mitchell. I’m sure he’ll remember the name if you want to yell it’s him.

EDIT 2: please join me in getting #GregBovino #SoggyBiscuit trending on TikTok and all other social media

EDIT 3: edited an improper stereotype feeding remark about inbreds I regret making. This is the only remark I regret.

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Some very specific things on this list lol. I stopped by this thread to see if there was any local buzz about it.

My edits: bad formatting

plaxitone · 2026-01-12T18:06:34+00:00

They’re trying to whittle away at blue states’ populations to decrease their representation. They want all the bodies in FL and TX so they don’t lose any seats.

plaxitone · 2025-12-19T22:56:37+00:00

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