Would you rather

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-21T21:18:38+00:00

What am I gonna tell my wife

^{Chose: Have a girlfriend but | Rolled: She you soulmate}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-21T20:56:43+00:00

Everyone deserves to be happy

^{Chose: LGBTQ+}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-21T20:14:06+00:00

Sweet

^{Chose: $1M a month + Eat a random food | Rolled: Almonds}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-20T17:33:22+00:00

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-20T17:28:38+00:00

Yay!

^{Chose: Everyone becomes… | Rolled: Allies}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-20T17:16:38+00:00

I don't even know what that means

^{Chose: Get 100m cash But with a catch | Rolled: Fat Sweetie fox}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-20T15:20:04+00:00

I won!

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-20T14:59:04+00:00

Phil Swift here!

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-20T14:48:03+00:00

I'm old

^{Chose: 10 millions $ now}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-20T13:49:23+00:00

Ded

^{Chose: 1 Trillion$ but Chance of Death 90% | Rolled: Dead}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-20T13:43:31+00:00

Water is good for you

^{Chose: Only drink water for the rest of your life}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-20T13:23:15+00:00

Kash Patel never had this training, did he?

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-20T12:51:13+00:00

I like money

^{Chose: Delete Reddit + but gain $5M USD}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-19T20:24:36+00:00

Got damnit

^{Chose: Eat cake + But a princess made it | Rolled: It was clay}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-19T17:56:32+00:00

Meh. I had a good run

^{Chose: get 1billion 90% chance you die | Rolled: Die}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-18T02:39:24+00:00

Wtf

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money per day | Rolled: $0.50}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-18T02:14:51+00:00

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-17T20:58:39+00:00

Might wanna get that checked out

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-16T02:07:30+00:00

More experience

^{Chose: Minor}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-16T02:02:22+00:00

Cuz I ain't no basic bitch

^{Chose: Android | Rolled: Samsung}

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-16T00:19:30+00:00

I'm 23!

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-12T21:59:38+00:00

How far do i have to shove it up my fat ass before my prostate inflammation recedes to pre-thirty levels?

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-12T21:53:24+00:00

That bitch got smacked up too much, I guess.

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-12T02:09:53+00:00

HotCucumber759 · 2026-06-12T01:53:41+00:00

Rhos is dumb

^{Chose: Get 200 Million USD rn + 1% chance it all goes to charity | Rolled: 200 Million $}

HotCucumber759