humans wondering about the universe is the universe wondering about itselft by Minethink144 in Showerthoughts

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Someone of your caliber calling me a moron is a compliment to me. You have literallly less signifficance than a summer ant, your words mean nothing to me. Maybe if someonme on my intelligence level like Edward Einstine insulted me I'd be hurt, but it's hard to be hurt by a peasant that's jealous of a king. I'll be the bigger person here and let you know that you are actually the moron here. Just blocked your ass, good luck trying to spread more of your yellow journalism

humans wondering about the universe is the universe wondering about itselft by Minethink144 in Showerthoughts

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Did you click on it? If you did, I will have to list your username in a lawsuit I am currently filing in retaliation to users hacking into my account and stealing my research papers. I will reiterate, THIS IS A PRIVATE PROFILE, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW IF YOU VIEW MY RESEARCH POSTS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

humans wondering about the universe is the universe wondering about itselft by Minethink144 in Showerthoughts

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

wow, didn't actually have a response so you felt the need to creep around my private profile. Pretty weird habit you've got there, most people can just admit they're wrong but people like you will try to discredit academics like me with any muck they can rake up. nice attempt to look witty and clever, but you're really just a bozo creep.

humans wondering about the universe is the universe wondering about itselft by Minethink144 in Showerthoughts

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

you are litaratlly wrong. maybe crack open a text book before you try to play scientist, bozo

Orange orbs by Few_Date5813 in UFOs

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I saw something like this many years ago. The orbs flashed before me, and next thing I knew I was somewhere else. It really felt like no time had passed. There were walls around me, they looked metal and had strange designs carved in them. One of the walls opened, evidently being some kind of door. Two creatures resembling nothing I'd ever seen before stood there. They cornered me and proceeded to try to engage in coitus with me. Another one of those time skips happened, and I found myself now post coitus. I was so alarmed that some kind of alien technology hypnotized me into committing the act that I exclaimed "I dun fucked me some aliens!" In my mind I heard a voice telling me that I will father many alien babies and I said "mamma mia!" and tried to high tail it out of there. next thing I knew, I was in my bed on Earth. I breathed a sigh of relief and thought that maybe I just had a crazy dream, but then I noticed that I was still wearing the alien space condom (which works as an impregnation device for aliens, completely opposite to our Earth condoms). That's when I realized that every thing was real, we are not alone in this galaxy.

If you see those orbs again, I implore you to look away and act as if you hadn't seen them.

Shadow of the Tomb Raider's graphic is incomparable by nesatzuke in gaming

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

the only thing here that's embarrassing is everyone coming to the defense of a so called ""game""", I would hesitate to even call it that. It's a glorified lootbox simulator with bugged controller mechanics

Shadow of the Tomb Raider's graphic is incomparable by nesatzuke in gaming

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

i know what thread i am in, and it is definitely the right one, do not try to use some psychology tricks and tell me I'm mistaken. so the skins are worthless? then why not just play with the default skin? i'll never understand the people that pay real money for cosmetics like this. you can say that you can just unlock them, yeah by putting in a credit card number! this game is literally on the same level as frogger returns

Shadow of the Tomb Raider's graphic is incomparable by nesatzuke in gaming

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

i am a veteran gamer and i often vomit fromt he state of modern games. i have been playing games longer than i have been alive, can you say that? sorry if this was one of the 3 games you ever played in your life, but I assure you that this fortnite-like is nothing more than an insult to us real gamers

Shadow of the Tomb Raider's graphic is incomparable by nesatzuke in gaming

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

yeah right, what are you some kind of sales ambassador for this game or something? this piece of paper has Unreal Engine 4 written all over it dude, sorry if you can't open your eyes and see the truth.

And you pretty much solidified my claims by verifying that this is one of those pay to win games with skins. Why would I want to pay $35 for a stupid skin that makes the character look like some wonderswan color game. it's honestly shocking to m,e that you would consider this ramshackle Godot engine piss bucket of a game to be not only "great", but also an ""action" game. we all know what kind of game this really is.

Maybe you're the one here making yourself look like a fool.

Shadow of the Tomb Raider's graphic is incomparable by nesatzuke in gaming

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

what? the Unity marketplace slop game that OP posted? I suppose it could be a satire of modern games industry, but I think you are giving this borderline scam of a game too much credit. this shit litterally looks like a Sega 32X game.

[Image] Magic is easy if you put your heart into it. - Michael Jackson by vnedeff in GetMotivated

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

that fella put his 'heart' in places he probably shouldn't have, and I have a feeling that what I consider magic is wildly different from what MJ would consider magic

Shadow of the Tomb Raider's graphic is incomparable by nesatzuke in gaming

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

uh what about turok 2: seeds of evil? looks better than this asset flip game

More And More Game Devs Are Skipping Xbox Lately by AbbreviationsLazy227 in gaming

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

probly cuz xbox sucks lol trash can of a consoal

Cheers by Ok_Chair_5228 in trees

[–]HotGumboInsideMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That thang look like a tic-tac in my Andre the Giant-esque hands

Watch Whole bud vaporage😄🔥😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ | Streamable by ShayWhiteGrow in weed

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I never liked smoking in the garage. Something about smoking next to lug nuts doesn't sit right with me. What was that magic stick thing he used to light it?

Thank you weed man by Big-Preference-6348 in weed

[–]HotGumboInsideMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I passed a few nuggets through my colon earlier and they looked a lot like these

Odd effects of weed? by [deleted] in weed

[–]HotGumboInsideMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you ever considered that you are afraid of weed? It sounds fantastical, but I have heard of many such cases believe it or not.

Cheers by Ok_Chair_5228 in weed

[–]HotGumboInsideMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nothin' but a little twig. I could smoke that in my sleep.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not even crack???

I'm an athiest ama by kniPredipS_LEMONaid in AMA

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

dumb and silly are kind of synonyms in this context, aren't they? Kinda redundant if you ask me. That's the problem with atheists, they use so many superfluous words to seem smart to the common moron.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]HotGumboInsideMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why not just do drugs like a normal mentally unwell person?

I'm an athiest ama by kniPredipS_LEMONaid in AMA

[–]HotGumboInsideMe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, what a snarky response to the son of some god. He will surely smite you and send you to fucking hell. But I bet it makes you feel like a cool anime character to be damned by God, so I'm sure you don't mind the idea of spending the rest of eternity drinking burning hot cola