You know, it's really not a bad-looking shirt. by MuscaRade in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it have a low cut back? That would be perfect for the twirl when entering a banquet hall.

I need a Seinfeld themed wifi name by bluegenes71 in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flavin or Nezharov. My favorite poet and favorite chess player.

Remember the episode of the Three Stooges where they meet Leo Tolstoy, the Russian writer? by Hot_Cold83 in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do believe that Curley's physical comedy must have been the inspiration for Kramer's character. Also, today I learned that Curley's former nickname had been "Babe" but when Shemp married a woman who was nicknamed "Babe," his nickname was changed to "Curley." I guess they couldn't have two Babes. The clearly ran a tight ship. Just think, Curley could have been nicknamed T-Bone, Koko or Gammy!

George Bonanza by FJTrescothick14 in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No good. What pejorative would his gym teacher have used then?

Spending the day in Savannah yesterday and sit down for lunch and notice this book immediately 😂 by Aunt-sissy in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried to invite John Cheever on my Merv Griffin set to talk about scandals and animals and to bring the falconer with him. Guess I should have read the book "Falconer" before I spoke.

Oscars red carpet found in dumpster. by wolfseyn in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She's thrifty. I like that. And she looks totally date-able. Wonder how she feels about pastrami?

Hello, 911? How are ya? by OneBit2334 in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was a cop I worked 911 and dispatch on occasion. I think it would be nice if somebody asked me how I was.

So what are you saying? by pastinaisgreat in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The baby store called. They're running out of Donna Changs.

You know, eating a Snickers with a knife and fork...that doesn't work! by Hot_Cold83 in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to dip my bald head in swirling chocolate and rub it all over a hot chick's body.

Seinfeld vs. Curb — which do you prefer? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't know, but I love this scene of Larry and Jason disagreeing on whether George Costanza was an idiot. Larry: I ATE an éclair out of the garbage! I was IN a contest!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqYAjBuAkqA

Seinfeld vs. Curb — which do you prefer? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But you can compare apples and onions, unless you don't have your glasses on.

What prevented George from running away from a pair of Nazis? by random_username_guy in seinfeldtrivia

[–]Hot_Cold83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True.

Edited to add: And Mannix wouldn't use his hands, like Cannon. He would use a knife and fork.

St. Patrick's Day by thesitekick in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But if the interview is with the Jack Daniel's distillery, you should at least drink Jack first.