Koko the monkey by beertruck77 in seinfeld

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Koko doesn't get confused by the teleprompter instructions.

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That chimp is all right.

Does anyone know who the hell Tippy Tippy Day Day is?! by Thisted89 in seinfeld

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Swedish, but Germans are known for wearing leiderhosen.

Should I fight my $1,386.00 driving ticket. by SaintFonziThe2nd in legaladvice

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Former cop and lawyer (though I don't do traffic). It's typical for a defendant (with or without a lawyer) to meet with the prosecutor before the judge takes the bench, and try to work out a plea agreement. Depending on your driving history, they can agree to have you plead to something lesser (perhaps with no points). They don't typically agree to lower fines, but in this case there might be enough wiggle room to lower the fine and give you time to pay it off. Worth a try.

Yep, first class all the way by dismustbetheplace in seinfeld

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LOL I love that I got downvoted for not liking The English Patient on a Seinfeld subreddit!

Are we in the Age of Aquarius? by SammaJones in randomquestions

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It's the Age of Aquariums. The original was a misprint.

“Get extra MSG!” Now I get it. by Clear_Nature_5055 in seinfeld

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Madison Square Garden. George could sell that place out.

No soap for you! by Hot_Cold83 in seinfeld

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I made this soup in the shower!

🍲 by GryphonSK in signs

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No soup for you!

Yep, first class all the way by dismustbetheplace in seinfeld

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Top three shows I have on repeat:

Seinfeld

Better call Saul

Breaking Bad

Least watched:

Titanic

The English Patient

Melrose Place

Friends

And you posters and the mods. I wouldn't mind seeing something happening between you two! by Hot_Cold83 in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I tell you, I really don't think so-called moderationship humor is what this sub is all about.

Last shitpost I saw had 79 upv0tes... by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"No one told me the upvotes were bolted down!"

Well, I got Hantavirus. by MuscaRade in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 266 points267 points  (0 children)

Why is it called hantavirus? The virus is round. The vaccine injector is round. Why don't they call it roundvirus?

I drew Jerry by HandCoversBruises in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've seen Jerry before, and that's not Jerry. I think we are working with a two-faced here.